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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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slightly off topic but
i can never say the word purpose but instead have to say porpoise , as in ' I do it on porpoise ' and if I hear the word ' transformer ' i have to say ' robots in disguise '
pop
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 21:58, 5 replies)
everybody
has to follow transformers with robots on disguise.

Them's the rules.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 22:00, closed)
...
but some of us like t break the rules on porpoise..


Villkommen aus B3ta!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:16, closed)
Every single time I hear or see the word 'Flash'
I follow it up with 'Ahhh-ahhh'. I work in a supermarket, which can be a pain in the arse down the cleaning aisle...
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:04, closed)
brilliant
I do that too - haha. I am not alone. yay!
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:00, closed)
I am the same on these and many others
At work, when we have software bugs that appear only on a Mac, these are a 'mac issue', which I have to respond with 'bless you' (similarly with 'that issue', 'back issue' etc).

And at home, when referring to the car boot, this always requires three or foor cries of 'Das Boot'.

The family that puns together, funs together.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:34, closed)

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