Nearly there, honest.
Jack took a better grip on the steering wheel and tried to turn the RV a little bit - every little bit would help. He’d have to time his turn just right.
The RV got to the bottom of the dune, sliding at an amazing speed in the sand. Just before they reached the stone Jack looked across it to check that they were still heading for the lever. They were. But Jack noticed something else that he hadn’t seen from the top of the dune. Nate wasn’t wrapped around the lever. He was off to the side of the lever, but still on the stone, waiting for them. The problem was, he was waiting on the same side of the lever that Jack had picked to steer towards to avoid the lever. The RV was already starting to drift that way a little in its mad rush across the sand and there was no way that Jack was going to be able to go around the lever to the other side.
Jack had an instant of realization. He was either going to have to hit the lever, or run over Nate. He glanced over at Sammy and saw that Sammy realized the same thing.
Jack took a firmer grip on the steering wheel as the RV ran up on the stone. Shouting to Sammy as he pulled the steering wheel, “BETTER NATE THAN LEVER,” he ran over the snake.
THE END

I'm really, really sorry
(Buftoon posted this on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:08, 8 replies)

What the fuck is that?
Do really expect me to read all that shite?
(dxg, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:11, closed)

Just read
the pun. You can guess the rest
( TY&GN, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:17, closed)

There's no shitting way
I'm reading that.....
(Scrumpy does not negotiate with terrorists,, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:08, closed)

i read all of that
i'm not impressed.

i'll probably still repeat it to my friends though, just to irritate them.
( Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:38, closed)

I'm impressed you read it :)
And yes, that is the point of this joke. Big huge build up, then possibly the worst ending ever. It will never see the light of day again, I promise.
(Buftoon posted this on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:57, closed)

Snakey poo's
I love you, I genuinely, genuinely love you, sexually & everything!
(Dr Fishfinger Want's to see a fat man give a tit wank, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:59, closed)

Stop wasting my life!
Brevity is the soul of wit and all that.
( MisterPunch did it that way on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:08, closed)

I read it all
just for the sake of it.

Nice. Yeah.
(tty, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:10, closed)

I consider it ironic that this bunch of loghorroeiacs are having a pop at you for posting a long story.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:26, closed)

Wow. Just WOW.
That was amazing. You, sir, have a gift.

And I'll be giggling all day about that awful pun.
(Helixdaunting, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:02, closed)