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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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Are you a Pole Walter?
No I am German and my name is Fritz
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:34, 5 replies)
Pole Vaulter, shirley?
Otherwise it doesn't make sense.


Bugger, I don't really care.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:03, closed)
'W' is pronuced as 'V' in German

(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:50, closed)
but the sentence
is in English
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:39, closed)
Yes, and read in a German accent.

(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:59, closed)
Asking if someone is a pole Walter makes no sense whatsoever
Whereas, asking a passing athlete who is carrying a long pole if they are a Pole Vaulter to which they reply, "No, I'm German and I'm called Fritz" makes for a joke, a rather poor one, but nonetheless a joke...a play on words...a pun.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:57, closed)

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