Puns
	
	Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again. 
Suggested by MatJ
	
	(
 Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
 
	
	Are you a Pole Walter?
 	No I am German and my name is Fritz
	(
davefromkent, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:34,
	
5 replies)
 
	
	Pole Vaulter, shirley?
 	Otherwise it doesn't make sense.
Bugger, I don't really care.
	(
 chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:03,
	
closed)
 
	
	'W' is pronuced as 'V' in German
 	
	(
oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:50,
	
closed)
 
	
	but the sentence
 	is in English
	(
eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:39,
	
closed)
 
	
	Yes, and read in a German accent.
 	
	(
oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:59,
	
closed)
 
	
	Asking if someone is a pole Walter makes no sense whatsoever
 	Whereas, asking a passing athlete who is carrying a long pole if they are a Pole Vaulter to which they reply, "No, I'm German and I'm called Fritz" makes for a joke, a rather poor one, but nonetheless a joke...a play on words...a pun.
	(
 chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:57,
	
closed)