Puns
Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.
Suggested by MatJ
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
Are you a Pole Walter?
No I am German and my name is Fritz
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davefromkent, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:34,
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Pole Vaulter, shirley?
Otherwise it doesn't make sense.
Bugger, I don't really care.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:03,
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'W' is pronuced as 'V' in German
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oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 11:50,
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but the sentence
is in English
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:39,
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Yes, and read in a German accent.
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oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:59,
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Asking if someone is a pole Walter makes no sense whatsoever
Whereas, asking a passing athlete who is carrying a long pole if they are a Pole Vaulter to which they reply, "No, I'm German and I'm called Fritz" makes for a joke, a rather poor one, but nonetheless a joke...a play on words...a pun.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:57,
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