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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Can't really say it was a put down but a quick response.
Dirty Charvers: Here mahhhhnn is that Stihl gear on the trailer leykk?

Me: It hasn't went very fucking far has it?

Thats how the charver would say it with their slow elongated words.
(iLLmatic, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 18:52, 6 replies)
This hurts my eyes.
And my brain.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:40, closed)
English, motherfucker. Do. You. Speak. It.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 19:43, closed)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:04, closed)
Say "what" again.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:07, closed)
They
Speak English in What you know...
(I helped save b3ta! ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:02, closed)
I have no idea what's going on here.

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:22, closed)
I think we're witnessing the death of the English language.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:44, closed)
Be charitable - he could just be a retarded drunk

(Falco, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:49, closed)
Oi cuntlips take a shot of shutthefuckup juice.
Fuck, it´s like reading ringofyre's bullshit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 21:53, closed)
Usually,
I manage to work out the point of most QOTW answers. I may not find them all funny, but I see the point being made.

Nope, not this time.
(I helped save b3ta! ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 0:02, closed)

I have an advanced degree in spasticspeak and may be able to clarify:

Dirty Charvers: Here mahhhhnn is that Stihl gear on the trailer leykk?
Person who I hold in low regard: Hello my dear fellow. If I may enquire, is that Stihl equipment on the back of the vehicle?

explanatory note: The German company Stihl, 'pronounced still', is famous for their chainsaws and other power equipment

Me: It hasn't went very fucking far has it?
Me: Yes, sir, you may enquire. As you can observe, the equipment had indeed not moved and is therefore still there. How punny.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 5:29, closed)
Bravo, sir,
Although, I dread to think how you might have acquired this skill.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:12, closed)
Well done Mr UzzardC4H5As,
A++ for you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 8:21, closed)
I believe sir, you may have miscomprehended in a small measure
the final point of the amusing story.

I have the notion that the word 'still', rather than being in reference to whether or not the articles remain within the trailer, is in fact alluding to the fact they are motionless.

It would appear so to me, at any rate.
(username failed moderation, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 9:19, closed)
Google Translate is dead
Long live the new Google Translate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:22, closed)

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