Disgust
Recently, while working overtime in work, I had cause to use the men's room. Unfortunately, it was around 8pm, had been used all day, and the cleaner doesn't come in until 10pm. Thus, it smelled like someone had shat out a wet dog. It was truly revolting.

What's the most disgusting thing you've come across lately? What sickens you to your very core? Share your pain with the internet...
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 15:32, Reply)

You think you know someone, then...
Your friends have built up a picture of you but there's still bound to be some little quirk or fact that they just couldn't get their heads round. What is it that your friends would be horrified to learn about you? Or what's the most out of character thing you're learned about a loved one? Context, please.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 22:48, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Game movies they should have made...
We all love the celluloid masterpiece that is "Street Fighter". Those three thespian heavyweights - Van Damme, Minogue and that bloke from the Adams Family - showing the world how to deliver dialogue and and wear silly outfits. Crappy as it may be, I find myself hypnotically drawn to watch it whenever I see it on.

The Silent Hill movie was ok, but Doom sucked. I'd love to see a movie of Flight of The Amazon Queen and maybe even Monkey Island.

What games would you like to see made into movies and who would you cast?
(Chad, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:58, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Badly written pr0n
Get creative, the worse the metaphors the better.

"like a seal sliding majestically into its breathing hole he entererd her previously arctic waters!"

This one's for you Chickenlady!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:14, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hospital Stories
We've all been in hospitals, either visiting or staying.
Im sure there must be some good stories out there.

Had the wrong leg amputated?
Enjoyed the hospital food?
Chatted up the nurses?
(Miggyman, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 15:55, Reply)

Making Work Fun
We all get bored at work, how can we make it more interesting?
( Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:34, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Have you ever smashed a celebrity?
Or had any other interesting liasons with people of fame? Share their secrets :D
(Miggyman, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 11:46, Reply)

What a day...
I'm sure most of us have had bad days.
Days where thing after thing goes horribly wrong.
You can often look back and laugh, so why not share your misadventures with the world (or at least b3ta).

In the space of 24 hours I once fell down the stairs, split up with my girlfriend, was made homeless, got into a pub brawl, had my wallet stolen and got my foot run over by an old woman on a mobility scooter.

Let's hear your stories.
( Cawl, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:16, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Cloud Shapes
Today I looked out the window and saw a cloud that looked like a giant marshmallow! What have you seen in the clouds?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:24, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

How about next week's QOTW subject being inspired from the "Suggestions" page?
Just a thought, I know it seems like a radical step and all...
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:10, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What still makes you cringe?
I seem to permanently be walking around remembering and cringing about something absolutely, humiliatingly embarrassing I've done, a stupid way I have behaved or some dickish thing I said at an inappropriate time. I can't be the only one can I?
(its just so moving McFuck, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 13:43, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Unintentionally-funny acronyms
Personally, i giggled myself stupid when I saw the chief mouthpiece for the Moro Islamic Liberation Front identified on TV as a MILF spokesperson. Surely, there must be others.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:25, Reply)

Nemesis
Who or what is your nemesis and why?
(Rich T has a clever and witty sig, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 13:50, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Cons
Just been in Ireland, and was succumbed to the Worst Con Ever. A guy came up to me with a laminated bit of paper, and said if I gave him One Euro, he could go to this place which offers Dinner, Dessert and a Bed for the night for One Euro. Instead of giving him the much desired coin, I just asked where the place was, and I'd pay for everyone's night. He mumbled and walked off.

Have you ever foiled or been the victim of a con?
(__, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 11:10, Reply)

Vigilante justice
After having read through so many QOTW stories of crimes or people just generally being cunts, it's time for a week of heartwarming tales. Despite the overload of bureaucracy and the lack common sense, there's still some decent folks left out there willing to stand up for what they believe in. Tell us your stories about how people took the law into their own hands for the greater good of humanity.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 19:34, Reply)

The strangest meal you've ever had
I came home from the pub last night and created a culinary masterpiece - chicken bits, salted peanuts, mayonnaise and cold garlic bread all mixed together and eaten with a spoon. It was surprisingly delicious. What interesting concoctions have you created/eaten?
(Happycow - 2% pure beef, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:15, Reply)

The general public
I am not a member of the general public and neither are you.
I would imagine that most of us would have been in 'customer facing' jobs at some point. Who's the biggest twunt you've had to deal with?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:24, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

the best stuff your mum threw out
we all love our mums, but we all know that mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth something one day. what's the best thing your mum has ever thrown out?
and please, not just wank mags.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:01, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Adverts that you FUCKING HATE!!!
Rarrggghhhh!!!!!!!!

Mostly adverts are horrible, especially SC Johnson " a family company " (rarrgghhhhhhhhh) but some irritate you more to the core than others...........

Car adverts (for smug, self satisfied, company bods who taz about being wankers....)

Beauty adverts!!! I'd like to poke the creators eyes out with blunt sticks..."because I'm worth it!"

I can ignore the shite ads, I don't watch tv, so it doesnt normally bug me, apart from if I'm on a 'DAVE' watchathon of QI etc.....

But when I accidentally put the tv on...

I saw the Sugar Puffs ad the other night...

Bray Leino...

twats...
( curvylittlegoth heard the voices in your head on, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:12, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

PMS
I've always thought there must be loads of women going bonkers stories every month stories to hear. Possibly could end up with lots of women getting very angry stories. Or women getting tearful stories. Angry then tearful. Angrily tearful. Tearfully angry. Whilst eating chocolate. Crying about eating chocolate. Itchy.

Brilliant!
(Stop Bloody Antivirus Pro 2009, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 14:11, Reply)

Get Karma Quick
Some of the money-making schemes in this week's "Get Rich Quick" QOTW are evil. To complement the advice, how about a "Get Karma Quick" QOTW so we can make up for it.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 23:28, Reply)

Self pollution
Everyone's had the conversation "Where's the most unusual place you've had sex?" but I've never had the conversation "Where's the most unusual place you've had a wank?".

So where's the most random place you've knocked one out? Did you get caught? If so through 'evidence' or in the act?

Only wankers must apply.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:51, Reply)

AOHELL
What experiences have you had with the former UK's major ISP, AOL?

My own experiences entail pretending to to be my nan and and embarrassingly defending her alleged porn usage with a call centre monkey. I never scrubbed so hard.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:43, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Dog Shit
I don't like treading in it, but I like reading about it.

Talk to me about dog dirt.

Mmmm.
(Stevie Ruggling, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:59, Reply)

How shy are you?
Has being shy held you back in any way? What opportunities has this caused you to miss? How did you overcome your shyness? Did you overcome it for good or just briefly?

We want a no-holds-barred account of your shyness. This is QOTW - openness is encouraged. You are amongst friends here. Type away brave warrior...
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:07, Reply)

Polite or subtle insults
Once when staying at a campsite, we lived off the food that was cooked by the cooks. We all thought the food was absolute shit but put up with it. One night, we went to a different place for food. When asked by the campsite people what we thought of the other place, one of us said, "We liked the food".

Have you ever said something that was meant as an insult or criticism that you said in a polite or subtle way? Or have you said something like that without realising it's potential to insult?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:54, Reply)

How to cheat
I realise this is guaranteed trip to to Hull, however. I'm currently in a fairly sexless relationship that I don't want to leave but am horny as hell and seriously considering an affair. What are your experiences of cheating and how can I get away with it?
(Bo Nidle Coming back in from the cold., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 2:29, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)