Hangover ...
What's the best/worst thing that has ever happened whilst ruing the excesses of the night before?
(Que?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 0:50, Reply)

nicknames
My mates call me the destroyer due to the fact i break things.
I want to hear about other peoples nicknames and how they got them to lessen the shame of admiting mine.
(shake'n'bake Tally Ho, Biatch!, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:07, Reply)

Emotional scars from TV and Film
From the first time I watched Star Wars as a toddler to this day, I still have to fight the tears back when Obi Wan Kenobi turns off his light sabre and lets Darth Vader "strike him down".

Share your emotional scars from the big and/or small screen.
(ThatNiceMan thought he was being funny, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:32, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Sports disasters
When I just started high school I entered a rowing regatta. I a heavy wind blew me off the course before I even started and I ended up having to be rescued from the reeds next to the lake while being watched by hundreds of people on the banks. The shame.

Tell us about your sporting disasters...
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 31 May 2011, 12:51, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

What's the biggest thing you can think of?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:52, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

My neighbour is a right knob-head. Is yours?
Since we've been at our house, our aging neighbour has planted plastic flowers in neat rows and covered half his front and rear garden in huge pots with little sticks angled to stop animals from dumping in their soil.
In his latest land grabbing scheme, he's putting his bin out the back of OUR house and installed even more potted trees at the back of his. Every time our toddler goes to bed, knob-head fires up one of his many petrol-powered garden tools to fire leaves and shit away from his turf.

I'm formulating retaliation plans, but what do your wanky neighbours get up to?
(robp, Thu 26 May 2011, 15:00, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Shit my Grandad did
In WWII he worked in the docks at Liverpool. He used to tell us about walking back home after the night shift scambling past all the rubble and body parts littering the streets.

In the fifties him and his dad built a TV out of a kit on the kitchen table. They managed to get its 8 inch green screen working in time for the Coronation.

In the 1970's he took himself off to night school and learnt fluent german because the company he worked for was being bought out by the krauts.

What shit did your grandads get up to, or said they did?
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:44, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Real life clichés
I once saw a grand piano fall from a rope above a pavement.

Have you ever seen something and thought "but I thought that only happens in movies/on the telly/in urban legends, it never happens in real life"?
( finnbar has officially retired, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:49, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

The best / worst thing you've ever eaten
Gonz would really like a food related thread, tales of student style eating... or the other way 'round, tales of pure decadence.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:19, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm actually friends with you, aren't I?
If you have never thought this, you are that friend.
(Cydonija well it sure as shit ain't sad, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Growing up.
Realized Santa's not real? Starting to like girls. When was the point you new that childhood had gone?
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:32, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Demonstrations
We have all been on them in our youth.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Misunderstandings
I once talked at length to my hairdresser about a party I was planning, when she'd asked me if I wanted a parting. What misunderstandings have you been a part of?
(Smale is stuffed, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:23, Reply)

The best/worst thing I've ever eaten.
I'd really like a food related thread, tales of student style eating... or the other way 'round, tales of pure decidance.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:21, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Sick Jokes Part Deux.
Its been way too long.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Chips.
Have you had sex with a chip? Is your mother a chip? Tell us your humorous* chip related stories!

May only be humorous to you.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Fail.
What do you fail most at in life? are you a /talker who wishes for a real life or an alcoholic manic depressive who wants to end it all.

Share your failures so we can laugh at you.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Cunts
Are you a Cunt? Ever been a cunty cunt? Ever pwn3d a cunt with a swift bumming? Or do you wish you were Adolf hitler? Tell us your Cunty stories, both from the web and from real life.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Twats

Are you a twat? Ever been twatted? Ever pwn3d a twat with a swift kick in the balls? Or do you sit in your boxers watching Jeremy Kyle? Tell us your twatty stories, both from the web and from real life*

*The definition of real life can be found here en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_life
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Biscuits

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Mistaken Identity...

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:29, Reply)

My worst childhood memory...
-10 for maddy jokes.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Why did you do that?

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Kitchen Calamities

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Out of character
When the placid person is pushed too far and transforms for mild mannered accountant into insane, frothing at the mouth lunatic. Or you find out that the pin stripe wearing, human resources guy actually fronts a punk outfit called the Bloody Fucking Hells.
Tell us when you were most surprised by someones out of character behaviour.
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Oddly attractive
We've had inappropriately sensual, but how about oddly attractive?

There's a girl that works in the cafeteria at work, probably mid-twenties, about 4' 10", I.Q. about 75, personality of a cartoon rabbit (and I don't mean Cadbury's Caramel, I mean Thumper from Snow White, or the little girl rabbit from Robin Hood), and yet...and yet....

I would.

Given the chance and the usual alternate universe scenario caveat.

Who do you fancy, although you really shouldn't?
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:37, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Living the dream
B3ta masters not allowed.

But did any of you losers ever end up living the dream? I did briefly for about a year when I was young. Now I'm old and even my dreams sound scarily modest to my own ears.

Blah blah.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Wed 25 May 2011, 11:21, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Morning!
Ever woken up after a heavy night out to find what appears to be a beached whale sharing your bed? Ever roused feeling somewhat peckish then greedily devoured Mario's 10-Egg Breakfast? Or perhaps you just had a massive wank. And got caught doing it.

What stories do you have from dans le matin?*

*apologies to Dr. S if French grammar not 100%
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Wed 25 May 2011, 8:53, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Mr Strange
We all have that strange friend. Why is he strange?

Lies our papents tell us as kids?

The oddest day of your life?

Why do QOTW suggestions sound good in your head but rubbish when you read them after typing?
(Booked_moss, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:26, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)