Being shouted at
Were you shouted at for drawing on the walls in crayon? Shouted at in school for not paying attention in class? Shouted at for getting in a fight? Or shouted at for checking out some random girls knockers? Tell us what you did wrong, and how badly you got shouted at for it!
(Sick Boy likes to swear a lot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 19:17, Reply)

Egg and chips.
And sliced white bread with marge.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 18:37, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Chips

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 16:47, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Eggs.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 9:26, Reply)

Be buggered
How could you reach adulthood without knowing that?
(Redemption blamed it on the Bossa Nova since, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 0:07, Reply)

Be gross
Tell us something disgusting about yourself.....manky personal habits, that rancid boil on your arse....
I'm in the mood for something disgusting this week.
(dave likes cheese, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 11:02, Reply)

Sanctimonious moaning
Ever been cornered at a party by a vegetarian complaining about how meat is murder? Had Jehovah's Witnesses try and convert you?

How did you shut them up?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 6:01, Reply)

Childhood naivety
Tell us of when your heartfelt childish beliefs were smashed by the reality of adulthood.
(Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 17:00, Reply)

Money, ludicrous ways of saving of
How do you cheap your way through life?
How does your student loan pay for massive drugs and hookers?
(GermanGuy invaded on, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 14:02, Reply)

Noel Edmonds.
Tell us your favourite Crinkly bottom tales.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 19:56, Reply)

Over-sensitivity.
I once caused near-riots on a comedy website after I posted Crudely Drawn Cock image on b3ta. Tell me your tales of delicate flowers.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 19:54, Reply)

Improvise all the things!
Tell us about the improvisations you have performed or witnessed, such as:

That time you fast-talked your way into a loan/booze/fag/sexytime.
That time you fixed a boat with a sponge.
And of course the software kludge that is still working years later.

I offer "Free House", "Tank fixed with wood glue, wire and a boot" and "Hardcore cross-machine use of system32.dll in a biology (SIII) lab"
(GermanGuy invaded on, Tue 26 Mar 2013, 15:04, Reply)

How about: Tell us an entertaining but fictional story
it might be fun to see what happens on a week where there'd be no point in making snide comments about accords and stories could be judged on entertainment value, rather than (actual or perceived) truthfulness.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 26 Mar 2013, 13:11, Reply)

What's the best yarn on QOTW?
Nominate any of them as long as it's not your own

My contender from Snark

www.b3ta.com/questions/unexplained/post189742
(Redemption blamed it on the Bossa Nova since, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 4:15, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Do you have a lucrative property empire which you plan to sell and make millions? Do you own a truck and a large saltwater pool? Maybe you've written a book or had sex with a girl once?
Fuck off, no-one cares
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 23:31, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

what was your stinkiest ever piss?

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 23:05, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fire
It's about time we revisited the subject of fires. I'll bet b3ta is still swarming with pyromaniacs.
( Pig Bodine., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:16, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Predict the future
Tell us your theories of what's going to happen. And when do I get a fucking jetpack?
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 11:10, Reply)

Don't care what the question is, but...
How about this: anyone who posts a story which isn't relevant to the question, or a reply which doesn't add something to, or comment interestingly on, the original post, is immediately stepped/banned/whatever. For a month. Or more. No appeal, no warning.

Actually, I do care about the question: please god choose something that has some scope for interest and/or comedy.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:31, Reply)

alright
Share some goodwill by greeting your fellow board users. Ask them how they are. Talk about your favourite 1977 space opera staring Harrison Ford. Offer them a picture of Noel Edmonds.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 19:39, Reply)

Childhood innocence ruined.
Did a younger you wander into your parents' bedroom and find them 'having a fight' lying down with no clothes on? Or did one of your older siblings blow the gaff on Santa actually being your dad? What robbed you of your childish naive innocence?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:12, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Cheers.
Tell us about a time when you raised a glass to loved ones and made a toast!

Cheers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 23:54, Reply)

Farewell.
This has all been jolly nice but the four interesting answers happened almost a decade ago and now people are getting out of bed at 5am in order to tell lies and get upset. Online. On the internet. Let's all take a moment to say goodbye and then Club Gloom can turn their webcams on and we can all watch them die. Or not. Who gives a fuck.

Pricks.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 23:05, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

aside from work and b3ta, how do you spend your time online?
Links-fest!
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sun 17 Mar 2013, 4:52, Reply)

on top of, and inside, the ex
make up ridiculous unbelievable lies about your non-existent sexual partners
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 4:22, Reply)

how about a qotw lie amnesty?
All users could admit to which of their posts are just colossal lies designed to make strangers think they lead exciting lives.

Just to get the ball rolling, my girlfriend isn't a supermodel and I don't really drive a Ferrari.
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 17:37, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Religion
I've often thought about starting my own cult. What do you like & dislike about religion?

Or simply tell us where the priest touched you when you were young.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 7:40, Reply)

Are you looking at my pint? Did you spill my bird?
When was the last time someone tried to start a fight with you?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:59, Reply)

alright

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:15, 7 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Papal Conclaves.
Are you a cardinal? Have you ever voted in a Papal Conclave? Share the LOLs.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 10:42, Reply)