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* interesting to read, i.e. we won't get bored of reading the answers after about 10 of them
* not been asked on this site before
* fun to answer
What would you like to ask? (We've left this question open - so feel free to drop in ideas anytime.)
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rob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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Cycling and cyclistsOh go on. GO on!
Go on go on go on go on etec.
Just imagine the thoroughly entertaining shitstorm it would provoke.
Top entertainment guaranteed!
Do it. Go on. Do it.
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Austen jessed overtures cagey order MTV UK text ish?It doesn't matter what anybody writes here, some friendless Mod dick will ask whatever question pops into his lonely little prematurely bald head.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 20:10,
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Car parks.Multi-storey, roof, underground, surface and single deck. Free, pay and display, pay on entry, pay on departure, permit, contract. We've all got some knowledge and experience of car parks. Tell us some stories about things that have happened in car parks, or somehow involve car parks.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 18:40,
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Dodgy boozersI once had a guy in a pub shout completely out of the blue at me "OI! BIG NOSE!" and then ask coyly "Fancy a fight?"
Tell us stories of the dodgy boozers you've been to, and what happened.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 14:30,
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Do you have kids? Do you think anyone else gives a shit? Post your tedious, inane, and mundane stories about your kids here. That'll get them out of the way, and no-one will bother telling you how boring you are, because that's the point of this question.
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The Roller goes in for repairs the same week that the wife's borrowed the Jag for her jaunt round the continent, FYL.Tell us your woes of overpowering BO on the tube/ buses that don't turn up/ train companies that charge you £100 to stand up for 3 hours. Yeah alright Anton Casey
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 20:01,
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latest was 11 years ago)
what's the best music to have a wank to?I reckon it's the theme from Thunderbirds. Someone else said Hocus Pocus by Focus, not sure I could handle all that yodelling though.
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pokey bum wankstell us about your best pokey bum wanks, how many knuckles did you reach before it became unbearable?
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stag/hen do'spost your stories so internet shut-ins can deride you
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:45,
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Have you ever seen a minor celebrity in a motorway service station?(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 0:55,
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11 years ago)
Why do you cunts have so many stories about smelling of shit but so few stories about joy?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:10,
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11 years ago)
What's the smallest thing you've ever shoved up your arse?Did you manage to get it out again?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 8:53,
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What's the largest thing you've ever shoved up your arse?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 8:21,
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does anyone know how to repair the wash motor on a Bosch dishwasher?(, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 2:14, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Which of the 1st 1000 accounts is still actually around here?All the ones I ever see are in the 5 figures, and I'm feeling all lonely.
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Have you ever been worn as a hat? Do you know someone who has been worn as a hat. Or seen someone worn as a hat?Tell us about the time someone shoved their head 2 inches up your arse. Bonus points if you shat on them.
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skint.When have you been completely out of money? How did you survive?
Move back to your parents in your 30's? Ponce cash off your mates?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 20:42,
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have you ever worn a hat? Do you know someone who has worn a hat? Or seen someone in a hat?tell us your amusing hat-based anecdotes. Bonus points if they aren't shit.
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 20:36,
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What's the worst thing you've ever tasted?Apart from my mother obvs.
Fuck it, smells have been done, might as well do the other senses.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 17:18,
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11 years ago)
if you were a type of cheese what type of cheese would you be(, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 16:37, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Sticky substances. What sticky substances have you encountered? Did you know what they were? Was it unnerving at all? Did you risk licking your fingers, or wash your hands?
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Muns, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 15:37,
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Power toolsWhat type of electric sander do you have? Ever injured yourself with a cordless drill? Had any adventures with an angle grinder?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:32,
1 reply,
11 years ago)
I went to the toilet earlier.Do you need to go to the toilet?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 12:37,
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PAINT!Tell is your stories about, gloss, eggshell, Matt or silk emulsion and the varied methods of application, including your hints, tips and tricks for even coverage.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 21:29,
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11 years ago)
What do you think you're looking at, arseface?You want some? You think you're hard enough?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:39,
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latest was 11 years ago)
Where is my fucking pizza?I'm at work late, because of deadlines, and the managers are supposed to have ordered up pizza. Mine is supposed to be covered in pepperoni and chillies and shit. So where the fuck is it?
(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:01, 1 reply, 11 years ago)
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