Putting your foot in it
Have you ever said something you've regretted saying the second it came out of your mouth? Such as when referring to a friends mother (a larger lady) accidentally getting the comical insult of Waynetta Slob mixed up the downright vicious Fat Bastard?or taking the piss out of Jehovah's witnesses for five minutes before remembering the friend you are talking to is a witness? Have you said anything more regrettable?
(sadsack, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 11:48, Reply)

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Why do birds suddenly appear
Every time
You are near?
(ooh the obviousness)
(sadsack, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 11:45, Reply)

best made up swearword?
not mine but "spunk-bubble". interestingly, the same 14 year old boy who says that also recently told me that "dood" is another name for a camels foreskin and so whenever my friends called me a dude i should be wary.
(beanrobot, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 10:46, Reply)

Who you would most like to see sent to the Tower..
Remembering there is only so much room in that old crumbly place!
(Lady Rebeckham, Tue 16 Mar 2004, 8:19, Reply)

This has to be a winner
I don't like my first name, mainly as people can't pronounce it, so What would you call yourself if you could without upsetting yer Mum? I'd call myself Callum MacCallum as it makes me snigger.
( Geej, Mon 15 Mar 2004, 16:21, Reply)

Fwap
most embarrasing wank tales? Ill pull up a kitten to hear it. *fwap *fwap
( Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 23:30, Reply)

Rock star Love
If you could date/fall in love with any rock star in the world, Popular or underground, live now, or live way back when, who would it be?
(punkmusiklova, Sun 14 Mar 2004, 18:17, Reply)

Tony Blair, george W Bush, Osama Bin ladin
Saddam hussain, Will Young, Simon Cowell, the cast of Hollyoakes...only one bullet....who would you shoot?
(Lord Monkey of Yorkshire,OBE killed a gipsy on...., Sun 14 Mar 2004, 17:04, Reply)

Bizarre words
For the Brits, what are the weirdest words that we Yanks use in everyday language that you have to use syntax to figure out.

For the Yanks, what are the British phrases that get your goat.

For example, British terms like Lorrie, pecker, faggot can cause some confusion if spoken by an American.

is there anything we say that trips you folks up.
(punkmusiklova, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 19:41, Reply)

Hmm
after blacking out from a tedious bout with alcohol, where did you suprisingly wake up?
( Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 18:49, Reply)

I'm not a racist!
said my girlfriend when asked to talk about discrimination at a recent job interview. When have you felt very small and very stupid?
(she got it)
(Spamuel, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:16, Reply)

ooh how about
asking everyone what's the most annoying advert they've ever watched. I know that right now all the loan adverts are p*ssing me off; hence the need to go on the internet to escape those evil people...they scare me...stop offering money if you only want it back! ( wankers)
(rainmaker is 98% lurker., Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:02, Reply)

death threats
have you ever sent a death threat? and if so was it a serious one, or just a sick, twisted joke to play on your dear old granny...
(rainmaker is 98% lurker., Fri 12 Mar 2004, 19:26, Reply)

what was the worst kiss anyone had?
were you kissed by someone with lips like a macdonalds burger, or have you ever been kissed by a same-sex friend that secretly fancied you, but kissed you while they were drunk? ( trust me, that's happened a lot, very scary experience!)
(rainmaker is 98% lurker., Fri 12 Mar 2004, 19:22, Reply)

PISS!
Why do old people smell of piss and pot-pouri?
(Halpil01, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:27, Reply)

How about
Where do all the teaspoons go?
(Ninja Squirrel what is this new-fangled technology?!, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 11:33, Reply)

Child hood make believe
What games did you make up as a kid? One game my sister and a friend of ours and myself plaied was Loonies (still ahve the official loony pad) which consited of me (talks and hugs herself) my sister who's just over a year older than me (she went loony by swinging on her chair and smaking here head) and my mums friend who was in his late 40's which i still cant believe to this day as he was exactly like Garf from waynes world. The game was to be mad people, my sister used to escape from the funny farm and "garf" used to sing stupidly, catch my sister or protect me from her. The loony pad is in the house somewhere with profiles and loony songs by us with bandnames like *the screaming airheads* singing "heya skakaman, im not sitting in a frying pan!" We were about 8

I have loads mor, like the one where my sister made me curl up in the bottom of a sleeping bag while she lay in it and slid down the stairs. There was a 90 degree turn so i was the bumper....also the game when whenever i was left at my mums friends house, my sister and her friend their used to tie me up with school ties and leave me in the cupboard until my mum came home.

best years of my life...not
( Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 19:20, Reply)

Is a
Jaffa Cake a biscuit or a cake?
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 19:02, Reply)

IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY,
HOW WOULD YOU GO ABOUT GETTING SACKED FROM YOUR JOB?
( The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 21:09, Reply)

whats is the stupidest thing youve ever heard come out of someones mouth?

(Cyrus, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 1:49, Reply)

Q.
What is the meaning of Liff?
(prettyrandom, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:16, Reply)

a question....
has anybody seen my switch card? I'm sure i had it earlier...
(Lord Monkey of Yorkshire,OBE killed a gipsy on...., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:40, Reply)

my answer
i think you should ask,
who is better,tony blair or margret thatcher
(Fragrent Vagrant, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 23:31, Reply)

Where is the love?
that's a good question.

Have you ever wondered why there are so many bees?

or perhaps

Have you noticed how there always seems to be one spoon you've missed after finishing the washing up? Any other interesting observations?
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:11, Reply)

Whats the worst Fuck-up you were responsible for at work
Such as crashing the bosses new car, deleting 6 months worth of work. etc
( Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Sat 6 Mar 2004, 10:49, Reply)

in the school nativity play, who were you?
I was always the donkey or a camel. NEVER BLOODY MARY ;_; or an ANGEL...apart from one time in nursery.
(Your_mom, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 20:02, Reply)

Have you ever shat/pissed yourself?
I imagine many of us have at some stage, probably later than we'd like to admit, shat or pissed ourselves. It's funny, if a little grim, and i reckon there are loads of people out there with embarrassing/funny stories to tell.
(funjubulus, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 17:03, Reply)

What is the most stupid/irritating question you've been asked?
..and how much more annoying does it get when you've been asked it repeatedly?

Think family get-togethers and you're there.
(insanes_addiction, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 15:31, Reply)

I have another one. (and i'm going to apologise right now)
...because i can already feel it turning into two or three more.

1) Why are people so afraid of bats?? They're basically cute harmless little mouse-like things with wings, they have less disease, and no, they DON'T get in your hair. I've never been freaked out by them...one day whilst i was driving(or trying to at that time) I hit one at low speed with the windshield. Don't ask me what it was doing there by day, but all i know is the poor little thing ended up clinging to the wiper. It wasn't seriously injured, but maybe it left me feeling like I owed it-and the bat world-something. Later I and some people were sitting around at uni when something flew in the open window and landed with a thud on the sill(they really can't take care of them selves can they?) We couldn't figure out what it was at first-it just looked like a fucked-up little furry thingy, but then I figured it out: "It's a bat". "A BAT!!!" and they're all running round hystercially grabbing their heads with their hands, looking ridiculous, as if the poor 'ickle terrified bat is seriously going to fly up and get tangled in their hair or something. This one died on its own in the end
:o( , but the idiots would have smushed it to death if I hadn't been there to lend them some reason. Fucking crazy.

This has been another long convuluted anecdote, brought to you with the aid of Caffeine. :)
(insanes_addiction, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 15:26, Reply)