My form tutor loathed doing assemblies
Every week a different teacher had to do three assemblies to the whole school and when it came to his turn, he asked his pupils to do them instead. I always volunteered, despite the accusations of being "keen" and "swotty" from my classmates. What they didn't know (but what a lad a couple of years above me had tipped me off about) was that he always rewarded whoever did it handsomely with booze.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:59, 26 replies)

I love it when teachers provide underage pupils with intoxicating substances.
Shortly before breaking child protection law in all sorts of other ways.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:04, closed)

I don't know about you, but I basically just imagined that whole story being told in the voice of Jay from 'The Inbetweeners'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:13, closed)

I read all your replies in the voice of Sloth from the Goonies

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:12, closed)

This.

( Dervel OTBC, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:47, closed)

Can you show me where he touched you?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:09, closed)

...on this Guy Fawkes dummy.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:29, closed)

You'll have to climb up this big pile of wood, though
I'm not fetching it down.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:43, closed)

On this transformer toy, surely?

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:17, closed)

I understand this.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 9:18, closed)

You'd have been very lucky to only get
called keen or swotty in my old school.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:30, closed)

Did he take you to the pub or was it a dirty little store cupboard secret?

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:57, closed)

Was it the sort of booze that gives you a sore arse?
( Vambo, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:02, closed)

Optimus Prime Ale?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 14:10, closed)

They sell "Hoptimus Prime" real ale at the King's Head in Crouch End, apparently
I haven't had chance to pop down for a pint yet
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:02, closed)

Runabout Stout

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:49, closed)

Highbrew

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:57, closed)

Broadside
... oh
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:57, closed)

Hahaha
loving these :)
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:59, closed)

Mildrider

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 19:08, closed)

Searchlight ale

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:42, closed)

Windschläger

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:45, closed)

Tequila Slingshot

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:50, closed)

Sex on the Beachcomber

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 22:13, closed)

Special Bruticus

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 23:30, closed)

Fawcett Inn Cider

( lucifer101, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 23:42, closed)

Was this a Brazilian Takara show exclusive?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:27, closed)