
The B3ta Confessional is open. What was the naughtiest thing you ever did at school?
( , Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:55)
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and after a few weeks of sitting next to a goth with nicely size mammaries, she polished my pork-tuba during the lesson whilst I explored her quivering mound of love-pudding. Luckily the wet patch doesn't show in black school trousers!
Thanks for the handage but i've temporarily forgotten your name, nice-boobed goth.
I'm such a slag.
edit: slag reduction - she was called Natalie!!
( , Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:21, 31 replies)

she announced it to the school just before out exam day. a proud day for moi!!
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if you were sat at the front of the class, wanking each other off.
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I'm going to write a letter to my MP.
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and she wasn't a stunner, but then again, i ain't a god either
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you should totally read some Frankspencer, that man knows how to tell a sex lie.
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The cheese and onion flavoured ones taste nasty
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Then after a few weeks you fingered her & she announced your love to the world & it didn't bother as much as you thought it would?
This is just like that film with what's his name in, and that girl...
( , Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:41, closed)
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