I'm with MV here.
Pointing out someone's failings can be a bit of a laugh - usually involving banter with people you know well (work colleagues, mates, maybe people you've known online for quite a while).
Collating an "Archive" of strangers' "fails" which in itself has taken you away from your loving wife for many hours at a time - kinda makes you look like a complete fucking creepy weirdo.
Remember the creed of the critical person here AB, "People in b3ta houses shouldn't throw Fail Archives"

On top of that you also trot out the - "I've FP'd this many times" or "How many times have you been in the newsletter, I've been x no."
A hint - if the majority of people writing the stories here don't really see it as a competition then saying that makes you look like Lance Armstrong jumping around shouting "I won, I won" at a Steroids Anonymous meeting.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 7:07, 51 replies)

do you never get bored of thick-headed trolling?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 7:32, closed)

Hate to be a grammar nazi
but that should be "Do you ever get bored of thick-headed trolling?"

No.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 7:47, closed)

I think you'll find it's "bored with".
No offence like.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:43, closed)

Thank you for the correction
No offence taken.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:07, closed)

I don't think it is capable of being bored.
That's like asking a slug to find its own slime unpleasant.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 8:00, closed)

Or a pompus, self involved git to
actually realise that what it says an utter load of shit.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 8:14, closed)

So close to English ... and yet so far.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 8:16, closed)

Just because you've never won QOTW.
JEALOUS!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 25 Jan 2013, 8:36, closed)

It's kind of understandable though
of course he's going to throw himself into a project that takes him away from his wife for many hours at a time
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 8:38, closed)

LOVELY thread.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 8:58, closed)

Have you actually read any of AB's Fail Archive?
It's pretty funny.
I mean, sure it presents an unbalanced one-sided argument, but I think I'm equipped to deal with that without getting bothered by it.
There have been some pretty entertaining threads and downright weird posts, that need preserving for future generations as internet gold.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 9:10, closed)

you should submit this to the fail archive

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 9:24, closed)

Happy candle Day.
You rude cunt.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:45, closed)

:D

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:49, closed)

Having got wound up by people here for a while, I suddenly found it useful to
not take anything here quite so seriously, what with it being a silly comedy forum, filled with internet strangers having a laugh.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 9:27, closed)

^^what this cockhole said^^
Mostly I don't really have an opinion of anyone on this form I much the same way as I don't have an opinion of Slough. I'm aware of it's existence I'm pretty sure some people love it and others think it's a dump I don't care one way or the other.

So ringoffire emvee et al bitching away it's all a bit Slough to me
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:12, closed)

Excellent noun redeployment here.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:30, closed)

That is nice.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:46, closed)

Slough is great

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:30, closed)

great

fucking shit
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:22, closed)

fucking shit a town ... somewhere near the M4 or something ... is it? it was in that poem ... and that sitcom thing
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:13, closed)

What?
We had your sort during the war. Woman were thin on the ground so it was any port in a storm.

I remember those long hot summer days of 1939 waiting for a crack at Jerry. Of course by the time we went back up the old queen had been rusticated so I never got the opportunity to break my duck.

On the outbreak of hostilities I signed up with Bingham’s Dandies and soon got my first taste of action. It was Hyde Park Barracks, a night not to be forgotten. The old man found out and I received such a scrugging I had to ride side-saddle for a week.
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:15, closed)

y'see, the thing is, I agree, or rather agreed with you and Emvee.
on ballance anyway, badger's archive is funny in and of it's self but I thought the amount of recurrent shit you guys got was out of proportion and distasteful. Problem is you're now both playing the same game, especially Emvaee and his digs a badger's other half. say "but he did it first" all you like but it looses you any moral high ground.

Now I doubt you give a shit about my opinion, and there's no reason you should, but I've typed this shit so I might as well post it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:33, closed)

Do your pills make you a little drowsy?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:41, closed)

would you like the serious answer or the comedy one?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:55, closed)

What do you think?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:26, closed)

I have never criticised WW
other than questioning her judgment in standing by her hubby when he has attacked people in exactly the same way that some have attacked her (via him) on this website. As in skinny little fellow likes to try to put others down by calling them "fatties", etc.
Many posters on this site (here & /talk) have made far more disgusting comments about my missus including amongst others, her getting "double-teamed while I ate noodles in the corner crying" (that's almost verbatim from 1 of AB's posts). She's not even a member & doesn't frequent b3ta, thankfully.
If you become inured to it it means you accept it.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:55, closed)

read what I wrote and respond to that.
otherwise this conversation is pointless.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:56, closed)

I'm not MV
and have never typed anything about WW's body type or weight.
Until now.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:03, closed)

OK, we'll do this in detail as you can't follow simple instructions.
I have never criticised WW
Never said you did, irrelevent.

Many posters on this site (here & /talk) have made far more disgusting comments about my missus
if I may quote myself in the hope you'll read it this time: "say "but he did it first" all you like but it looses you any moral high ground."

I'm not MV
Again, I didn't say you were, now did I?

and have never typed anything about WW's body type or weight.
and once again, I didn't say you did.

this is not a conversation as you are responding to things you thing I said and ignoring what I actually said. for these reason's I'm out.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 10:34, closed)

He didn't read this response either, so I guess it is pointless.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:25, closed)

The mistake you are making here is to attempt to engage a misery monkey in a conversation.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:14, closed)

I've never claimed the moral highground, nor do I particularly want it
I just enjoy winding up obnoxious pricks mostly.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:40, closed)

You're the only one who you've ever managed to wind up.
Oh ... oh right ... I see. Keep it up then.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:15, closed)

as long as you are happy
with the fact this makes you one of those pricks in the eyes of someone you've never met and have no reason to value the respect of, all is shiny.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 10:36, closed)

shut your face, you ridiculous manbaby.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:34, closed)

Janet! I thought the nurses had put you in restraints.


Would you like to stroke my little pony.
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:41, closed)

IS IT RATION DAY? I'VE GOT A COUPON SAVED FOR POWDERED EGG.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:44, closed)

Happy days.

Out in the streets playing soccer until there was no more light or one of us had been killed by flying shrapnel.

I can remember their names as if it were yesterday. There was ‘Head-it’ Henry, ‘Kick-it’ Kevin, ‘Goalie’ Garry and the most talented of the gang ,‘Suck-off’ Simon.

It was very sad. Simon joined the Navy and drowned, out the back of the recruiting office about 15 minutes after signing on.
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:57, closed)

your own?

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:36, closed)

Hello lovely!
Long time no bilious venom spitting.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 25 Jan 2013, 21:28, closed)

Cheers

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:12, closed)

Cheers

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:32, closed)

Oh man, this is like catch 22
for pricks.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:33, closed)

prick

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:15, closed)

prick

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 17:27, closed)