Inflated self-importance, you say?
Cyclists that jump red lights.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 9:06, 20 replies)

Cyclists Anyone
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 9:12, closed)

that jump red lights
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 25 Jan 2013, 9:19, closed)

I have to agree...
... and I cycle to and from work every day.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 9:54, closed)

I cycle at the weekends, I really enjoy it
but I know that cyclists are, on the whole, scum
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:50, closed)

^
Self-righteous twats
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:18, closed)

When I used to cycle to work
a cyclist ran into the back of me because I stopped at a red light and he was right behind me and just assumed I would carry on.

He was one of those Lycra clad budgie smuggling gits... hopefully he ended up under a articulated lorry
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:03, closed)

Also
Those cyclists that record jouneys with a GoPro camera and upload arguments witb drivers to YouTube, just to prove a point
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:28, closed)

There's one of those in Swindon
who is notorious for swerving deliberately into the path of cars, provoking a confrontation and then posting edited clips to suggest that it was all the car owner's fault.
(ubergeekian, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 20:16, closed)

Bastard
I didn't really want to agree with you, but I have to on this point.

The funniest ones are the cyclists on those fold-ups, with 10" wheels. They jump a light then realize they're going to be squashed and have to cycle like buggery to get across the junction.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:54, closed)

I have to disagree.
The funniest are the ones who don't realise that their bike has more than one gear, so their legs are going like apeshit, whilst they travel along at a snails pace.
( Muns, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:38, closed)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONaa4HxD-48&t=197
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 12:52, closed)

Highlight of my walk to work back in my London days:
Two cyclists colliding hard & ending up sprawled in a tangle of limbs & wheels. One was jumping a red light, the other one was cycling across a pedestrian crossing :D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:09, closed)

I would so pay to see this.

(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:31, closed)

That is justice

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 15:38, closed)

:D
YES!
GREAT JUSTICE!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:11, closed)

This is justice
So hard it deserves a Honda Accord of its own
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 16:35, closed)

That's the "Biking Cunt Lottery Win" right there
Equivalent of 5 and the bonus ball at least :)
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 8:30, closed)

I was sitting between a car and a bus on my motorbike at some lights,
and a cyclist pulled up behind me.

Rather than leave him between two moving vehicles, I moved forward, into the cyclist only bit, so he could get in front. I quite often do it.

'course, some dick on a cycle who was already in the cycle area started giving me agro for being in there.
(username failed moderation, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 16:08, closed)

Schadenfreude
Cyclist + dark + no lights + no hands on handlebars + on phone + on wrong wide of road + blows through stops sign + cop = ticket.
(wertperch is losing his hair, marbles and patience., Sun 27 Jan 2013, 3:05, closed)

If you get onto the path, cross the road at the green man and then gat back on the road...
...is that the same as jumping the red lights?
(Mud the Far Car can and will, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 9:04, closed)