I was at this warehouse rave once (I know)
and gave this guy a sip of my drink to take a pill with. next thing he's walking off with my drink.
I called after him and asked what he was doing, and in his drug fuelled haze he just laughed in my face and carried on.

I tried to grab him but only managed to hook a finger down the back of his t-shirt. I yanked him back to me and retrieved my drink by hoofing him one in the face.

The next day my finger was a bit stingy and bruised, turns out I had broken the tip of my middle finger. Had to have this gay finger cast on it for a while.

It's still broken

:(
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:11, 16 replies)

Prick.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:25, closed)

^this^.

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:45, closed)

He probably had no idea he had your drink, you could've just taken it off him.
That's why you're a prick.
( Zuowan, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:52, closed)

Eat it, shitpants.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:17, closed)

Mummy, is this what my teacher calls self-abuse?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:23, closed)

I suspect he's having a moment of clarity and realising that bragging about punching a pilled-up stranger at a party makes him look like a prick.
He'll start back-tracking soon and claim he exaggerated for comic effect or the drug-addled innocent was actually a lairy kickboxer or sutin.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:28, closed)

The exchanges were a little more heated than that. I ent a fighter.
but to have included them would have made a boring story twice as long.

HTH xx
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:36, closed)

Have you ever punched a copper?

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:43, closed)

Nope.
Never been arrested, few times drunk and disorderly as a teenager.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:52, closed)

Which is your gay finger?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:04, closed)

probably next to his homophobic arsehole

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 18:33, closed)

I am a homo. Im allowed to hate the orange pansy cunts.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 19:15, closed)

Fruit, flower or genitalia?
Can't be all three
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:17, closed)

claim to be a feminist, then you can hate anyone you want

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:08, closed)

even other feminists

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:21, closed)

no, that's a sign of internalised misogyny

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:46, closed)