I put my hand on a still-hot hob
I wouldn't recommend it. It's ouchy. Once the healing is done you get to see what your palm looks like without lines on it, but that's not worth it.

The nurses covered it with some sort of cream, covered that with gauze, and held that in place with a white fingerless glove thing. This was a huge help in allowing me to keep up to date with all of my friends' latest Michael Jackson jokes. Arseholes.
(teebie jeebie, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 14:36, 10 replies)

That sounds Bad.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 14:42, closed)

Beat It you idiot
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 14:45, closed)

Did you fiddle with the bandages?
(SlantedScience, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 0:08, closed)

Owwwch
I remember picking up a still red-hot glass dish, taking it halfway across the kitchen before the pain hit, then, with no surface nearby to get rid of the thing, dropped it on the floor, smashing it.
End of dinner and 10 burnt fingertips. Not a good day.
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 14:46, closed)

Temp job in a kitchen
Picked up a skillet that had been in the oven, you could read the makers mark in my palm like a cut price raiders of the lost ark
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 14:52, closed)

Did you Scream?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:35, closed)

No, I did not scream, and I didn't quite cry. But I do see what you did there.
(teebie jeebie, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:57, closed)

what a Thriller this story was

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:26, closed)

teebie are you ok?

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 19:00, closed)

I read that as "Hob nob"
and was still unimpressed.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 2:43, closed)