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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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zero points for conception/misconception jokes

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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I'm obviously doing something wrong
because I have hair where the ladies on YouPorn don't.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:24, 23 replies)
PICTURES!!!!!
Or it didn't happen.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:26, closed)
there are pictures aplenty
on www.youporn.com
and some of them move.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:27, closed)
I'm not clicking that
it'll be that i love horses site. You cheeky minx you.

*shakes fist*

*at CHCB not on his cock*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:29, closed)
Retarded Person
youporn.com is a website similar to youtube, but for porn, where people upload their own porn movies, hovering over that link will show you in the status bar that it takes you to the correct page.

The writer here is simply implying that she has pubic hair, wheras most of the women in porn videos are fully shaven.
(uniquestar, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:32, closed)
Jesus
you are a cunt aren't you. CHCB knows well enough I was joking. The pictures rule is a very long running joke around here. I'm quite well aware of what youporn is and what CHCB was implying with her original post.

Please fuck off and think before writing attempts at witty put downs.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:35, closed)
heehee
I think it sounded more pompous than witty.
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:37, closed)
Fucksocks
note to self: read threads properly before being an arse...
(uniquestar, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:39, closed)
Fair play
no harm done, it's only the internet after all.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:42, closed)
hehe
you said "arse"
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:08, closed)
hee hee
now a girl has said "arse".

My downstairs feels funny.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:25, closed)
it might be, but only if
you really "love" horses in a physical way.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:44, closed)
I don't "love" horses
I love goats. As well you know.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:48, closed)
Are you from Hull?
Google 'Hull goat sex' for clarity, if you don't know...
(I helped save b3ta! Fathter Puddytat Kill Kill dat widdle boid is mine on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:25, closed)
...
*obligatory moustache joke*
(I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:13, closed)
*strokes beard*
What?!
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:17, closed)
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
I looked up YouPorn, thinking it was a joke. Fuck, fuck fuck! I'm on my work laptop. How do I erase it? Quick, help!

Are these people all amateurs? Do you film yourself and post it like YouTube? Oh my god I can't believe this. I'm up Shit's Creek without a paddle and headed for Fucked Falls.


I am so fired.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 18:34, closed)
At least you have porn
hahahahahahaha! You should, frankly, have known.
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 21:41, closed)
I was going to write "NSFW"
but I figured the name "YouPorn" kinda gave it away. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 0:44, closed)
Oh dear...
How do you explain that one?

"I was on b3ta and I clicked on a naughty link by accident."

"What's b3ta? Hang on, I'll just look it up on google."

Between a boulder and a not so soft place, me thinks.
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:13, closed)
Nah
The amateur stuff is on newbie nudes...plus some fucking wierd shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 27 Sep 2008, 20:49, closed)
this thread
gets a click. giggle.
(lazy killer robot found that beer tastes better when your older, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 1:42, closed)
palms of your hands?
you mentalist
(I helped save b3ta! writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:13, closed)
This answer...
...and all the subsequent threads are what I love most about B3TA.

*clicky*
(Nogin the Nog is the good one! Beware Nogbad the Bad!, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:56, closed)

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