My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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I think women in long pyjamas are sexy,but I think it might be just me, because women generally think it's weird.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 2:57, 7 replies)
as long as it's not long nightiesthey get tangled around your neck and try to strangle you while you're sleeping. My grandmother used to make me wear these horrid ankle length flannelet (sp?) numbers and I swear the things gave me nightmares. I'd always wake up unable to move with more nightie around my throat than my body and have to scream for help.
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Watch more old moviesOld noir movies from the 40s feature women in long pyjamas, usually with long wavy hair and arched eyebrows and holding a cigarette. I'm sorry, do you need a tissue?
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 6:50, closed)
it's notlike that.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 6:54, closed)
You are not alone.Long pyjamas: designed by men, for men.
Men look stupid in them; women look hhhhot.
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teedyay, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:45,
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I know somebody like thatHe's kept a pair of pyjama bottoms for that very occasion, when he does eventually get laid
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 8:00,
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You're not aloneI admitted this in off-topic last night, coincidentally.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 8:42,
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Discrete high five.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:11, closed)
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