Ah yes, the taste.
I didn't really know what to expect the first time I 'licked pussy' (in Jamacian parlance).

I thought it'd taste of fish. Or ham. Or vanilla.

Turns out it's just a bit salty.



That means half of the people I've ever spoken to about oral sex have only ever tried it on girls who don't wash.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 17:21, 10 replies)

Funny you should mention ham
When I was a teenager a male friend went down on a female member of my group of friends. Later on he told everyone that the girl's erm, bits, tasted like ham and cheese. I assume she had hygiene issues.
(hutchers, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 18:43, closed)

So how do you
tell a woman she has hygiene issues that result in you not wanting to go down on her, because she's smelly and tastes funny? If you come right out and say it she'll be crushed and self-conscious for life. If you don't want to stomp her feelings, how do you tell her?
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 19:20, closed)

Not exactly my area of expertise...
but whenever I come across (fnarr fnarr) a chap with, er, "hygiene issues", I don't generally make an issue of it. Just guide him to the shower and turn washing into an intimate thing. It spares feelings and can actually add to the pleasure of the experience!

Granted, last time I was anywhere near a mimsy was about 9 months afer my conception; but I assume my method would work both ways?
(blueberrypossum wants to Jaffa your Cake, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 19:26, closed)

I'll now worry I'm unclean, every time she wants us to shower together
But I think that's probably the best way of dealing with hygiene issues.

Hopefully, they'll come to realise that relative cleanliness is a prerequisite, not an option.
( Thinker, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:07, closed)

Showering
Not that I've experienced it mind, given I'm gay, but I would imagine that leading her to the shower and then using the showerhead on her as 'foreplay' would solve lots of probs, then you can just dive in after...
(Marmoset Bored bored bored of cnuting revision..., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:52, closed)

Easy
Tell her she's so hot you want to prolong things and so "Let's take a bath together!" You can have all kinds of additional fun soaping each other, getting fingers in so things are "really really clean"* and so on.

*bonus: may lead to rimming later
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 5:33, closed)

Just leave your dick to fester a bit and then ask for a blowjob.
It might just make her think.
( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 19:51, closed)

But that would mean
that I would have to deal with a manky dick until it got through to her.

I don't think that would be worth it.

Maybe shag her and then halfway through ask for the blowjob so she gets to experience it firsthand?

(Great, now I've got the jibblies...)
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 20:02, closed)

Ok, confession time:
Don't you always take a shower, brush your teeth, etc before you have sex? I'm always terrified I'll offend.

Of course my husband couldn't care less if I'd been eating garlic potato salad and rolling around ass first on the dunes. He's always up for it.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 5:37, closed)

^--- !!!
Wash before sex, folks! Sure, the vagina proper is self-cleaning, but what's outside it? The crotch! And crotches are subject to lots of dark, heat, and moisture, none of which make for a tasty experience. No need to douche, just get some water on the outside of your lady-bits. Plus, if you do so while showering with your partner, you get the fun of sexy, soapy rubbing up against each other. Prrrrrr.
(callombard, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 6:12, closed)