My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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teh meaning of the word `no`
ok, I accept i`ll get massive pelters for this but...
i just don`t like the "no means no" thing. As a courteous shallow person, when I hear `NO` I always stop and ask if all is ok, and boy has this put a downer on some otherwise remarkably fruity events. I may be shallow, but im also very sensitive about the good ladies` feelings!
Why can`t we have a campaign saying `"Fuck off and stop doing that you massive shit" means no?` ; it would make life easier. I mean jeez, the number of times i`ve had a slap on the head for ruining the moment* is remarkable!
//ok, could shout `red` or some such, but honestly im not such a perv i feel the need to have a colour code during sex.
* well about 4 times, but im hoping to improve on that over the rest of my lifetime :)
/length: above average, apparently, soz.
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:05, 10 replies)
ok, I accept i`ll get massive pelters for this but...
i just don`t like the "no means no" thing. As a courteous shallow person, when I hear `NO` I always stop and ask if all is ok, and boy has this put a downer on some otherwise remarkably fruity events. I may be shallow, but im also very sensitive about the good ladies` feelings!
Why can`t we have a campaign saying `"Fuck off and stop doing that you massive shit" means no?` ; it would make life easier. I mean jeez, the number of times i`ve had a slap on the head for ruining the moment* is remarkable!
//ok, could shout `red` or some such, but honestly im not such a perv i feel the need to have a colour code during sex.
* well about 4 times, but im hoping to improve on that over the rest of my lifetime :)
/length: above average, apparently, soz.
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:05, 10 replies)
any girl who says no and means yes
deserves to have their moment ruined.
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:49, closed)
deserves to have their moment ruined.
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:49, closed)
absolutely.
"No" is an important word and I want it as a given that if I say "no" or "stop" then the gentleman I am with will at the very least pause in his stride to check the situation.
I have had a couple of encounters where a moan of pleasure has been interpreted as a gasp of pain and proceedings have been abruptly halted, and yes, it's annoying, but to be honest, I'd rather have that than some prat merrily bouncing away without a care in the world while I wonder just how badly my internal organs are bleeding.
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:22, closed)
"No" is an important word and I want it as a given that if I say "no" or "stop" then the gentleman I am with will at the very least pause in his stride to check the situation.
I have had a couple of encounters where a moan of pleasure has been interpreted as a gasp of pain and proceedings have been abruptly halted, and yes, it's annoying, but to be honest, I'd rather have that than some prat merrily bouncing away without a care in the world while I wonder just how badly my internal organs are bleeding.
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:22, closed)
Remember the secret code...
'No' means 'yes', and 'yes' means 'anal'.
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:17, closed)
'No' means 'yes', and 'yes' means 'anal'.
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:17, closed)
If you are serious
you are a fuckwit.
At what point would you believe the "no"
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:44, closed)
you are a fuckwit.
At what point would you believe the "no"
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:44, closed)
I find that
`"Fuck off and stop doing that you massive shit"
means yes.
But that's why I'm in prison now...
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 11:33, closed)
`"Fuck off and stop doing that you massive shit"
means yes.
But that's why I'm in prison now...
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 11:33, closed)
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