My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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A girl at workwrote 'congratulations on your big day and go forth and multiply' on her friends wedding guest comments book cos she thought it meant go onward and have babies, oh dear....
(Go forth and multiply means go fuck yourself in laymans terms)
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It does, doesn't it?What else would it mean? Get 42 from the numbers 6 and 7?
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uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 11:02,
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In a convoluted biblical context..Yes it does mean that.(
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 11:13,
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Beyond the obviousRound here it means go and f*ck yourself...
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jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 11:16,
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really?i would have thought it as the above, as in have lots of making baby sex
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making baby sexcould be read wrong...
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I would have thoughtthat was what it meant. Or does it only apply to asexual bacteria?
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Damien's Hearse, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 14:28,
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