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This is a question My sex misconceptions

Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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zero points for conception/misconception jokes

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Don't even get me started
on my tits getting bigger!!! They're damn well big enough already!!! *sobs quietly into tuna and mustard salad*
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:54, 2 replies)
Paracetamol and Vodka
usually does the trick

(plus early night, hot water bottle and flannel pyjamas)
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:56, closed)
I'm confused
does Paracetamol and Vodka make your tits smaller or sate binge urges?
(LickOutTheJamsMotherfuckers!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 0:00, closed)
I'd imagine
if you ate a hot water bottle and flannel pyjamas you wouldn't feel the need for anything more.
(LickOutTheJamsMotherfuckers!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 0:01, closed)
the latter
who would want smaller tits?

(well teh gayers I expect)
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 0:04, closed)
you do know there is a reply button now?
ffs.. this is why the rest of the board think QOTWers are retarded..
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 0:48, closed)
I'm confused
which post would the original post have been in reply to?

This seems like a legitimate stand-alone post.
(LickOutTheJamsMotherfuckers!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 0:56, closed)
that was a response to the post above hers
but she replied in the same manner to jennymoronic as well..
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 1:47, closed)
^^
And this post exemplifies why QOTW think the rest of the board are twats.

We've only just gotten these shiny new things. Took me a while to work out what they were, and this isn't the best laid out board out there.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 8:32, closed)
^^
And this post exemplifies why my nipples get so damned hard. Oooooooh.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:27, closed)

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