My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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It was my misconception that
this chap
would have a girlfriend at age 22 :-(
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:06, 38 replies)
this chap
would have a girlfriend at age 22 :-(
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:06, 38 replies)
offer to show them your kitties
girls love the fluffiness:P
surely you've had a gf though?
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girls love the fluffiness:P
surely you've had a gf though?
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:12, closed)
Why have to have one?
Better a good one at 23, than a crap one at 22.
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Better a good one at 23, than a crap one at 22.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:28, closed)
...
if you live in London, would you like to go for a drink with this girl?
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=52598
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if you live in London, would you like to go for a drink with this girl?
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=52598
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:32, closed)
Bloody hell Stu Moo!!
SAY YES, SAY YES!!!
I would if A) I lived in London and B) I was single.
She is a pretty little thing. B3TA - bringing the love to the masses
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:43, closed)
SAY YES, SAY YES!!!
I would if A) I lived in London and B) I was single.
She is a pretty little thing. B3TA - bringing the love to the masses
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:43, closed)
Jeeeeez
Do it! If you don't I will!! (wink)
*pop* - b3ta cherry finally popped
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:08, closed)
Do it! If you don't I will!! (wink)
*pop* - b3ta cherry finally popped
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indeed. do it. and if you don't live in london, move there!
if i were a bloke, i would take her up on this :)
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:50, closed)
if i were a bloke, i would take her up on this :)
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:50, closed)
where is he?
I'm say here wasting my lunch hour waiting for his response
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I'm say here wasting my lunch hour waiting for his response
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Sorry for replying to my own message but
I thought we should just quickly analyses why he should say yes.
1. She is an attractive female.
2. She is a b3tan, therefore a good sense of humour is almost assured. Sadly some of the responses in the KMWIP debate earlier have shown that it's not a cast iron guarantee.
3. She likes a drink. In a pub. and she likes the quiz machine.
4. She is wearing nice looking boots. Boots are all of the win.
5. She appears to be rubbing one off with her left hand with no regard for the camera pointing at her and the presence of other people in the pub. This bodes well.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:02, closed)
I thought we should just quickly analyses why he should say yes.
1. She is an attractive female.
2. She is a b3tan, therefore a good sense of humour is almost assured. Sadly some of the responses in the KMWIP debate earlier have shown that it's not a cast iron guarantee.
3. She likes a drink. In a pub. and she likes the quiz machine.
4. She is wearing nice looking boots. Boots are all of the win.
5. She appears to be rubbing one off with her left hand with no regard for the camera pointing at her and the presence of other people in the pub. This bodes well.
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maybe she got shot in the vajoojoo again
and is soothing it.
i read some of her qotw responses. i'm a nosey bint, me.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:04, closed)
and is soothing it.
i read some of her qotw responses. i'm a nosey bint, me.
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Or
she could have recently emulated her mother with the labial alterations.
I'm nosey too.
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she could have recently emulated her mother with the labial alterations.
I'm nosey too.
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And, if you read on in her best answers...
Her mum's a dominatrix!
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Her mum's a dominatrix!
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:32, closed)
wow.
Good Lord, if he doesn't, I will!
And bang goes the myth that all B3tans are fab only for their acidic wit and not their looks ;) (anyone else remember the b3ta Hot Or Not list from a while back?!)
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Good Lord, if he doesn't, I will!
And bang goes the myth that all B3tans are fab only for their acidic wit and not their looks ;) (anyone else remember the b3ta Hot Or Not list from a while back?!)
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Haha, I went shopping and missed this.
Hey, if you're half as good on the itbox as it seems ;-)
Though I actually live in Reading (or will do from Saturday).
20 minutes to Paddington though, so who knows?
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:17, closed)
Hey, if you're half as good on the itbox as it seems ;-)
Though I actually live in Reading (or will do from Saturday).
20 minutes to Paddington though, so who knows?
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Readingdingding!
I live there. I moved here from Londontown. It is Readingy.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:32, closed)
I live there. I moved here from Londontown. It is Readingy.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:32, closed)
@Stumoo...
I can't help but notice that you haven't yet responded...
no wonder you haven't got a bloody girlfriend.
Offered on a plate man - what more do you want?
I dunno, some b3tans don't even know they're born.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:58, closed)
I can't help but notice that you haven't yet responded...
no wonder you haven't got a bloody girlfriend.
Offered on a plate man - what more do you want?
I dunno, some b3tans don't even know they're born.
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clumsyeloquence
no word from her either!
Come on folks, an update is needed!
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:00, closed)
no word from her either!
Come on folks, an update is needed!
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IF I LIVED IN LONDON I WOULD
Y NOT COME TO WICK & SEE MEE GOODTIMES GUARENTEED
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Yes, I'm too busy blushing
I will say that the author of this thread has in fact sent me a gaz.
And that I never realise what I'm getting myself into on here until it's too late.
I love you all, you're so nice!
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:49, closed)
I will say that the author of this thread has in fact sent me a gaz.
And that I never realise what I'm getting myself into on here until it's too late.
I love you all, you're so nice!
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:49, closed)
There should be more people like you!
Although, hopefully not all in London!
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Although, hopefully not all in London!
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:52, closed)
This is the best thread ever!
Come on StuMoo, contact her! She looks like a perfectly lovely lady!
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Come on StuMoo, contact her! She looks like a perfectly lovely lady!
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Do it, do it, do it!
I think it says a lot about my life that I'm on a website hoping two people I've never met will get it on.
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I think it says a lot about my life that I'm on a website hoping two people I've never met will get it on.
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I'm choosing
to believe that's actually me being wonderfully romantic in my soul. And not boring.
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to believe that's actually me being wonderfully romantic in my soul. And not boring.
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Don't worry
You'll one day find someone without taste. Or eyes.
(I keeeed, I keeeed.)
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You'll one day find someone without taste. Or eyes.
(I keeeed, I keeeed.)
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:09, closed)
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