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Our glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:34)
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exercise in irony
i really hope whoever posted THIS online was being ironic. if not, it should be his biggest sexual regret:

I am middle aged, not in the best shape and a little thin on top. All I want is a girlfriend, not a prostitute. I also want someone beautiful, (plain chicks turn me off).
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 17:52, 15 replies)
Sounds like a catch.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 11 Dec 2011, 17:57, closed)

Sounds like a catch Virgin who lives with his mother
.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:19, closed)
Or an as yet unconvicted rapist.
Not that there's any difference there.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:38, closed)
I suspect that every word of that post is written in earnest.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:27, closed)
Nah, italics innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 11 Dec 2011, 18:56, closed)
Oh you bitch, you promised you wouldn't tell anyone.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 19:31, closed)
Translates as:
I wanted to reply to someone's story on qotw, but realised that it was posted a couple of days ago, so no one would be reading the replies anymore. Please pay attention to me.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 19:32, closed)
i think you have mistranslated it
but if there IS a story this might apply to, please link it. i would enjoy reading that.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:30, closed)
Apologies.
I thought you were referring to this.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:38, closed)
oh, no
hadn't seen that!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:10, closed)
Uncanny.
You must be a witch.

BURN HER!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:17, closed)
So your story is you've never regretted sex.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:37, closed)
only once
because he was shit. everything else, so long as one enjoyed it at the time, is fair enough, i reckon. and i always have.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:32, closed)

He was, or did a?
(I helped save b3ta! snee held his breath since, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:51, closed)
And it would be nice if she could do my ironing.

(yourmumonastickwithmintsauce, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:53, closed)

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