Shameless Pearoast
In my last teenage year me and 2 friends broke in to a moderatly posh school during the summer.

The college was housing some Spanish students that flood Dublin every year. So we broke in through the gym's changing rooms at night and shuffled our way through the corridors, entered a few rooms and flicked on the lights to see startled young spanish students gibbering away. We found another room but the students were not in.

Cue pissing on all of the beds, all mobile phones stolen, very expensive camera's taken and some very subtle arse wiping on the sheets. So after that we went to the games room, stole the white and green ball from the snooker table and made 2 quite good gearknobs but the icing on the cake was when we were on our way out of the gym i took a dump right in the middle of painted circle of the gym floor and took a few snaps of my brown mound.

Length? About 8 inches crouching down.
(TheNumpty last touched you at, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 19:25, 17 replies)

Fail.
Fail.
( Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 19:49, closed)

well done fuckwit

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:15, closed)

You are utterly utterly horrible
Please die
(Spundlemoon, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:28, closed)

Congratulations
You are Britain's Cuntiest Cunt. You fucking spacktard
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:31, closed)

Congradulations
on making Dublin sound like a shithole.

Cunt
(BigFatPaulie, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:52, closed)

Can't we use the power of the internet
And find out who this fucking prick is? And get him thrown down a sewer where he belongs? What a first class wanker. This is not how people behave, you fucking knob -- I hope you reap what you have sown, and your life is full of shit, dirt and unhappiness.

EDIT:

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Clearly shit is the only thing you can produce.
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 21:02, closed)

I was about to scorn you...
when I realised:

- several other people had done it before me
- many others will do it after me
- and frankly, your life will be your punishment.
( sanityclause is waiting until, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 21:22, closed)

More Fail.
Sorry CheerfulAtticSpider for being a git, but shit is actually useful. You can use it in all manner of ways, from home building (yes, true, they used it in Medieval times!) to burning to produce power, and for agricultural use.
This pathetic, useless, excuse of nothingness is lower on my scale of usefulness than a small pool of cat vomit - which has NO intrinsic use whatsofucking ever.

Harumpf.
( Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 22:12, closed)

Your mother must be so proud
twat
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 23:45, closed)

I want to join in!
Because you really are in the premier league of fuckwittery.

And, to echo the previous sentiments, I really do hope that Karma catches up with you. Which will be fun, seeing as you managed to piss off quite a few people.
( Thinker, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 0:20, closed)

.
You're proud of that?
(cmouse is pondering about life in other jobs, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 8:35, closed)

Cunt.
I hope your house is broken into & all of your expensive cameras & phones etc are stolen before the theives shit on your wedding photos.

You'd like that wouldn't you? You find that kind of thing fun!

Cunt.
(TAZ220 Not giving a toss since, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:11, closed)

I think...
he's just about succeeded in getting the reaction that he wanted out of you guys. Nevertheless he is still a fuckwrench.
(sbx, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:35, closed)

que?
Is this one of those times when everyone condemns the story, but on closer reading it proves to be a subtle comment on the nature of b3ta or something like that, or is this guy just a massive person-what-isn't-very nice?
(ored, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:49, closed)

WTF??!
Have you got any kids TheNumpty? I am guessing not, but lets imagine you do for a moment. How would you feel if your kids acted in this way? From what you write here you seem as if you would be proud of them.
Just think for a moment about how you would feel if people did things to you before you boast online about them.
(qwertyman66, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 1:39, closed)

The power of
lies is masterful.

Jesus fucking christ, i will say some elements of the story is true but embellished a LOT! Like most of the QOTW's the best stories or worst in my case are a fantasy.

I didn't think i'd wind up people this much but fuck it, it not my fault you believed it.
(TheNumpty last touched you at, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 18:41, closed)

See?
It's obvious he was lying. I for one found this story highly hilarious and not at all retarded in any way, shape or form.
( aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 16:23, closed)