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As a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.

Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.

(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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Shit and Jizz Don't Mix
During a holiday to the Antipodes to visit a girlfriend, we indulged in a lot of anal sex.

Normally it was, with the addition of enough suitable water-based lubricant, a reasonably enjoyable experience, but on one memorable occasion, I rode the barking spider pretty hard for 5-10 minutes, before shooting my load up her chutney chute, and withdrawing my member with a satisfyingly squelchy 'thunk'.

On looking down I regarded my weapon still reasonably erect, caked in a mix of ejaculate and offensive brown goo.

The capper was a small nugget of shit resplendant on top of my bell end just underneath the hogs-eye.

She was still on all fours in front of me, and within seconds of regarding this vista, I quite violently vomited on her back.

A river of toffee coloured rumination ran down her, spiced with obligatory diced carrots.

We never did anal again.
(, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 19:42, 16 replies)
Please no....
I don't like it when you talk dirty.
(, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 19:52, closed)
Its my new, gritter style.
Or do I mean 'shittier'?
I'll get back to you.
(, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 19:56, closed)
From recent links
I'd imagine there's quite a few film makers out there who'd like to talk to you both......
(, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 20:45, closed)
small nugget of shit
that story is fabulous!

*clicks*
(, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 22:31, closed)
Of course we did anal again.
And I think you'll find it was me that gipped.


And what do you mean she?
(, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 23:10, closed)
The above post is
a lie
(, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 23:10, closed)
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Eugh that happened to me once, but i managed to hold back the vomiting, just.
Isn't it the most rancid smell you could ever imagine?
(, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 23:30, closed)
Why
the hell would you do anal?
I've never seen the reason why people do it.
I'll be honest, I've never done it, but I just don't see the attraction.
(, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 23:46, closed)
^ my thoughts too
farking gross
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 0:16, closed)
^ ^
some people like it, some people don't
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 1:30, closed)
Either get her to clean herself
Or use a johnny. It's common sense.

I mean, would you stick your cock into a turd if you came across one in the street?
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 4:11, closed)
ha ha
superbly told, as always.
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 9:14, closed)
What a lovely tale
I've always been a fan of the hideous bubbling farts that result. And hers are pretty bad too.
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 9:42, closed)
Eeeeeeeeewwwwww
That is all.
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:38, closed)
Evilweevil..
'why the hell would you do anal'

Why the hell would you climb Mount Everest...because it's there.
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:05, closed)
As Frank Skinner Says
it's the difficult brown over the easy pink
(, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 13:48, closed)

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