i just read an entire page
and honestly didn't laugh once.

*last time i log onto B3TA*


time to find a new site me thinks,

sorry guys, no offense


it's just gone totally stale.
(dresden, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 12:32, 22 replies)

Fair play
The chap who wrote further down the page about wearing his sisters clothes and wanking into a lemon slice won a click from me though.

I'm easily amused like that though.

It's a bad time of year for classic QOTW - stick around and I'm sure you'll strike gold.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 31 Dec 2008, 12:34, closed)

Bye!
Don't slam the door on the way out.

*waves*
( girlinthehole, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 12:39, closed)

i think sometimes we need serious qotws and sometimes daft ones
Poo and sex stories is always fun, but would get boring every week.
(Miggyman, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 12:51, closed)

bye

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 13:00, closed)

*reads Dresden's posts on QOTW*
Nope, I can't find anything to laugh at in your posts. So your point is...?
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 13:04, closed)

dude, if you're fucking off then fuck off
dont piss behind the couch like a naughty dog.

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 13:08, closed)

Ah
Now that's why you should switch to only reading the 'best of' page at the end of the week. Goodness, it doesn't have to be all or nothing!
( Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 13:09, closed)

I just did the same
It was your entire history of B3ta posts.

Do pop your key through the letterbox after you leave, there's a dear.

No offence, like.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 13:20, closed)

Well, to be fair
you are reading QOTW...
( The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 13:44, closed)

Well there's always Myspace trolling
Here's some razorblades and a tow-rope from Bridgend, have fun.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 14:01, closed)

he's probably from bridgend
hanging about for his turn
( hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 14:04, closed)

Entertain me proles!!!
Never understand posts like this...why not, erm, post something entertaining?

Or should we begging you to stay? :-p
(Audax Victor, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 14:06, closed)

better to light a candle
than curse the darkness.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 14:14, closed)

ur mom is stale

(jackhiggs no longer a v!rgin as of..., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 14:14, closed)

OH SHIIIIIIT!
QUICK! Write something funny before he wants his donation back!

Oh, wait a minute...
( IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 14:16, closed)

Fine by me.
Off you fuck then.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 11:43, closed)

Bye,
your 9 months of fuckall contributions will be missed by none.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 16:17, closed)

in fairness
this post is your third most popular post. You might win. That'll cheer you up. Otherwise, fuck off!
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 1:06, closed)

We'll try to muddle through without you.
It'll be hard at first, but one day at a time.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 16:42, closed)

Congratulations
You've achieved a grand total of nothing.
Bye bye now.
(Maccy Divided by 0 on, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 22:18, closed)

Toodles, old cock.

(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 23:16, closed)

well....
Good. All your posts have been either snobby, overwhelmingly rageful or a vile combination of the two. I doubt you'll be missed. Ta ta!
(No offenc - not to be confused with no_offenc, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:38, closed)