fucking women
first post. be nice :).


kind of a gaffe but ill let thee decide.

Met a lass at a music fest, flirted, got on well, nothing came out of it. didnt lose too much sleep over it.

I, however, did add her on the old facebook (not in the stalker way like usual).

.........2 weeks later


im in the local, enter she, looking radiant. proceeds to invite me outside for a chat. we talk, flirt, everyhing is good. then the ex turns up. I am good friends with him and still am. But the problem is she drops the bomb of moving in for the game of tonsil tennis. I panic, and feel guilty for the ex and do not return her serve. Not awkward after that really just talked for ages until she went home.

All i can think about is her for the next week, i send her a facebook message and recieve no reply. Profile stalk abit. pine for a while. And before you know it the weekend has arrived. Surprise surprise i see her. we have a brief talk before she invited her girl-mate outside. hmmmmmmm. Then blanks me for the remainder of the longest evening of my life.

wtf. what should i do to woo her???

Length? she didn't even get to find out :(
(haroweld, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 15:43, 17 replies)

Let me get this right....
She snogged you in front of her ex (who is a good friend of yours).
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 15:46, closed)

Alas...
...another prime example of someone doing the decent thing and getting royally fucked over for it.
(Nimrod's Son Boredom provokes some interesting habits..., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 15:47, closed)

mind games...
They're something we can all do without.
Kick her to the kerb and find yourself a new boiler.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 15:55, closed)

Have you tried
calling her and not just raping her FaceBook inbox..?
( mango_charlie, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 16:18, closed)

ooor
you could do that the other way around, first by calling her facebook inbox...
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:20, closed)

You want to woo her.
You want to prepare for the next weekend in ernest. On the friday organize for some kind of small card; possibly with a heartfelt apology on it. Use google if you are stuck for a verse; a seemingly self-written one will go alot further than a 99p card from Spar.
On the saturday make sure you look your best. Take a prime effort in your appearance and feel confident. Tonight is your big night! A positive outlook helps you to a positive attitude and will reflect in your next conversation. Feel good, it's all about feeling good with yourself and her.
When the time arrives do not hurry; she does not know you are coming, so you will not be late. When you turn up at the pub, don't head for her straight away. Grab yourself a drink and pretend you haven't seen her. Settle your nerves and wait to see if she heads for you first.
If she doesn't, give it 2 to 3 minutes and walk over to her with confidence and feel that negativety drift away. You are in your zone, no-one can hurt you here. Say "Hi" as casual as you like, then regardless of responce whip your lad out and piss in her face. She's most probably a whore anyway. Leave the pub, hit the big town and get laid. It's Britain, land of the Big Easy for fuck's sake, stop crying.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 16:18, closed)

Jeccy,
You make me giggle.
(w4I4q1O1 was hard at work on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 16:21, closed)

oh goodie
:-D
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 16:28, closed)

HA!
That made me trully giggle.

Sound advice I must say.
(doris_day, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:53, closed)

I read...
"then the ex turns up. I am good friends with him and still am."

And assumed you were bisexual.

If you get chance, just be straight up and explain how you didn't want to shit on your ex. If she doesn't see your point thhen bov her off.

If she didn't care, why would she invite her friend outside, as opposed to simply go in and away from you? Petulant, depends on how old she is I suppose.

I'd never try to 'woo' her mind... Too desperate/idealistic - why do women (think they) love a bastard?!
( elgordo, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:20, closed)

I love
a bastard who woos.

I wish I was joking.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:59, closed)

Am I the only one...
...findind it really difficult to work out what sex the various people here are, or their orientation?

"Met a lass" ... "the ex turns up ... I am good friends with him". Whose ex?
(ubergeekian, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:08, closed)

im straight
much apologies for that.

It was HER ex. not mine. not gay, not even a little. it just came out wrong
(haroweld, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:55, closed)

not gay it just came out wrong
bar har har har!

sorry

*childish snigger*
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:30, closed)

Sexual inadequacy {x}
Poor spelin and grandma {x}
Dubious tale about meeting girls {x}
Spurious claim to undiagnosed autism spectrun disorder { }

Ooooh unlucky, you nearly made THE ultimate QOTW post.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:09, closed)

For what it's worth...
My suggestion about what to do to woo her would be to ditch the cod-mediaevalism.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 10:30, closed)