Does anyone else do this?
Between myself and some of my friends, we've started a "what song would be on a loop in your personal version of hell?" conversation. It's usually a hideous combination of the song that you loathe, covered by the singer you most detest.

For example, my best mate would have Shirley Bassey singing "Stand by Me."

I'd hazard a guess that b3tard Nunnerfly would suggest possibly Katherine Jenkins covering "Walking on Sunshine".

Another, suggested by my old housemate was "Bohemian Rhapsody" sung as a duet by foetus faced x-factor rejects Eoghan Quigg and Ray Quinn.

And mine? Robbie Williams doing a medley of Bob Marley's Greatest Hits.

It's enough to make me want to end it all, if it wasn't for the smallest of chances that there is actually a hell and it's possible that the devil reads b3ta and this has given him an idea...
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:23, 25 replies)

I like this idea
and after some brief thought, my personal hell would be:

Word Up (originally by Cameo), sung by Miley Cyrus.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:30, closed)

Anything other than How Soon Is Now
by the bloody Smiths.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:34, closed)

"Lady Marmalade" covered by Mika.
Both the song and the singer are kryptonite to me; the two combined would probably cause my brain to explode.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:34, closed)

*Makes mental note to request a Mika song next time we're out drinking*

( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:46, closed)

*makes a mental note to go drinking in one of Batley's roughest pubs*

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 23:09, closed)

Hell
is having to listen to Cheryl Cole gurning and squawking her way through "Fight for This Love". As I work in an open-plan office where the radio is set firmly to Radio 2, I'm halfway to hell already.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:35, closed)

When we've had the nuclear holocaust
And the only living things left on the planet are cockroaches and Davina McCall, there are two undisputable facts.

1. E4 will still be showing Friends.
2. That song will still be playing on Radio 2.

And it's stuck in my bastard head now. Aaaaargh.
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:43, closed)

Welcome
to my hell.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:22, closed)

U2 - Vertigo
fucking awful shite.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 13:53, closed)

Oh god...
The song would definitely be 'Frankie', my subconscious refuses to let me think of who'd be singing it...
( snee held his breath since, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:01, closed)

That song in Titanic by Celine Dion
failing that, anything else by Celine Dion
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:08, closed)

Anything by brokeNYCDE. They are possibly the worst band I've ever heard.

Also, anything by Trivium. Self absorbed wankers.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:10, closed)

Trivium
They're playing in Manchester.

I've never heard anything by them.

I've agreed to go.

I think that could have been a mistake.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:11, closed)

Aye, with Tim
The supports should be good.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 14:19, closed)

Bette Midler singing...
...well, anything, really
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:24, closed)

Anything by Oasis
as generally I can't tell one song from the other.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 14:34, closed)

this would be magically bad
Owl City sung by Bono
( TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:16, closed)

Bono's version of Hallelujah
Has to be the worst song ever recorded
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:18, closed)

Rod Stewart
singing the Shoop Shoop Song.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:21, closed)

Aaaargghhh!
Definite mind bleach moment...
( snee held his breath since, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:38, closed)

Cilla Black
doing the Proclaimer's 500 miles.I feel sick just thinking about it.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 15:29, closed)

arf
its in my bloody head now
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 16:12, closed)

James Cunt
and You're Beautiful. Such a whiny ass fool, sorry in advance if it gets into your head
(hashorangutan is watching iCarly on, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:35, closed)

joe pasquale
"singing" that crazy frog shite
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:38, closed)

That would be Ben Lee singing (if you call it that) "Catch my Disease"
Oh fuck........he already does that
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 4:37, closed)