Off Topic, soz in advance......
But, I am new to this, I know better than to post questions in QOTW when it's for answering questions (hence the apology) but I just want to let you guys know, I asked for some help in explaining this all in the talk board, and I got called a c*u*n*t a lot, won't be going back there again, asked the same question in the main board, were a little more helpful, and a lot nicer, but still got called some rude names, the only nice people seem to be in here.
So I'm very sorry if I'm breaking some rule by asking a question in here rather than the talk board, but does anyone wanna take me under their wing and show me the ropes. Constructive criticism welcome!
(I'll never learn if I don't ask!)
Please be nice to me, I've had enough of being called a c*u*n*t for one evening! I know you lot are luvverly as I've been lurking on QOTW for a while now.....
*sad eyes*

Edit: It's because of my lurking on QOTW that I learnt what the F5 button did, so thanks guys!
(leglesss let that be a lesson to you, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:52, 25 replies)

CUNT

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:08, closed)

haha, just kidding

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:09, closed)

but really, you are a cunt

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:09, closed)

also: you should probably post this in the offtopic thread
seeing as how it's off topic and all that

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:12, closed)

This is what I mean.....
what's an off topic thread, how do I do that?
I don't wanna piss people off by being a dumbass but unless I'm told I don't know.
Thanks for not (really) calling me a cunt!

Edit: Just saw your off topic link, will check it out, ta muchly!
(leglesss let that be a lesson to you, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:17, closed)

Honestly, you really do need to read the FAQ (click your L plate)
and off-topic QOTW threads go here: www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/

It's usually best to hang out a bit to see what the vibe is and suss out the etiquette before posting. Particularly on /talk.

This place can get a bit like an enormous in-joke at times and regulars can be harsh if you get stuff wrong.
( in vino veritas, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:21, closed)

Good advice my friend.....
Thanks loads
xxx
(leglesss let that be a lesson to you, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:56, closed)

CUNT
I'm glad the fucker's gone. Spoilt bastard.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:17, closed)

Haha, you cant catch me.......
i have been told on good authority that your off topic link is actually a link to i love horses!
Glad I read my messages before I looked.
(would have found it funny though!)
Cheers and bye bye for now, beddy time for me, methinks.
xxx
(leglesss let that be a lesson to you, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:54, closed)

Doesn't it tell you to read the FAQ when you sign up?
It stands for Frequently Asked Questions after all.

Wait - is this a cunningly disguised answer to this question? You're impersonating one of those spoilt brat users who refuses to read the documentation and insists on personal tuition?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 7:22, closed)

hello hello!
and welcome.

I'm sure you'll work stuff out as it comes but the FAQ is a good place to start -any other questions feel free to GAZ me (that means send a message!) :)
(jennymnemonic, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:35, closed)

If in doubt
go over to the Off Topic board and jump in there. We're a pretty friendly and accepting group.

And unless you act like one, you won't be called a cunt.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:07, closed)

I don't understand this.
What's there to be taught? You read the stuff on the screen and you type stuff in response. Are you new to the internet?
( Bob Todd whee, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:58, closed)

Step One: Don't trust Gilgamesh.
Step Two: Get used to being called a cunt. Insults are basically used as punctuation on b3ta. It's nothing personal. Just throw it back in the same tone and you'll be fine.
Step Three: Stay away from the /talk board. Frankly, it's a pissing contest for the underwhelmingly-hung.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:49, closed)

^ Hah!
That! Wish I could give you a bit of clicky lovin for that.
(Que?, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 6:53, closed)

Oh hang on ...
I can.

/blush
(Que?, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 6:54, closed)

Did you have an actual question to ask?
Or were you just looking for general advice?

Everyone has been referring you to the off topic board- that's what got made for us because /talk are douches and we wanted somewhere to chat to NICE people. Hopefully you are somewhere with a similar timezone to england though- I'm stuck here in the Antipodes and everyone's alseep when I want to chat.....

Good luck!
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 4:03, closed)

I'm not sure
what your actual question is?
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:44, closed)

As the Loon said
Come over to off topic.

Each day there is a thread that will have a sign saying Home Sweet Home.
That is where the nice people are all we do is chat about our day but it's friendly.

Some time people from /talk come over and call us cunts but we just stick them on ignore.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 7:23, closed)

I don't
I talk to them and try and find out why they think we are cunts. Then I follow them around the site and post humorous responses to their posts. Then other people call me a cunt too.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:51, closed)

Cunt.
Al, you are a cunt. Albeit a fucking funny one!
(ice9, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:51, closed)

Awwww bless
that's the sweetest thing anyone ever said to me.

Including my mother.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:40, closed)

Oh you facking cant
comin' rand 'ere with your questions and your inoffensive nature, I hope your spleen asplodes and kills baby Jesus and some kittens you frog-raping arse burglar.

Hello!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:24, closed)

You and your flattery!
;)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:50, closed)

It's only flat
when he's not thinking of me.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:51, closed)