Summer Holidays'We're all going on a summer holiday, and if you want to go yo Sven' rapped hip hop heavyweight MC Miker G - and it's as true today as it was way back in 1986. Holidays are a time for us to relax, unwind...and disgrace ourselves and our nations. Tell us about your best and worst holiday experiences. Again.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:26)
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The first time I ever went abroad for a Summer Holiday,I saw a very fat sunburnt man who had some words tattooed around his belly button. After some considerable effort, I deciphered it: BORN AND BREAD IN WOLVERHAMPTON.
Never left the country since.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 13:57,
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He actually misspelled 'bred'?(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 14:09, closed)
That was you was it?I thought you were staring at my crotch
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this is an old tale or tail if you prefer. so chinny reckon(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 15:12,
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Straight out of Chinny Hill's Big Book of Facts. (, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 15:27, closed)
^ moved to Wolverhampton, to be with his Papa Bear.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 17:55,
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this fresh prince remake is shit(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 18:33,
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Are you certain it didn't say "Porn and bread"?(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 21:37,
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Porno bread.A good, stiff baguette up the vajaygina.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 3:51, closed)
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