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This is a question Summer Holidays

'We're all going on a summer holiday, and if you want to go yo Sven' rapped hip hop heavyweight MC Miker G - and it's as true today as it was way back in 1986. Holidays are a time for us to relax, unwind...and disgrace ourselves and our nations. Tell us about your best and worst holiday experiences. Again.

(, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 10:26)
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The first time I ever went abroad for a Summer Holiday,
I saw a very fat sunburnt man who had some words tattooed around his belly button. After some considerable effort, I deciphered it: BORN AND BREAD IN WOLVERHAMPTON.

Never left the country since.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 13:57, 17 replies)
He actually misspelled 'bred'?

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 14:09, closed)
'Fraid so.

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 15:03, closed)
That was you was it?
I thought you were staring at my crotch
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 15:05, closed)
this is an old tale or tail if you prefer. so chinny reckon

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 15:12, closed)
Straight out of Chinny Hill's Big Book of Facts.

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 15:27, closed)
Yeah, so fucking what?

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 16:29, closed)
^ moved to Wolverhampton, to be with his Papa Bear.

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 17:55, closed)
this fresh prince remake is shit

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 18:33, closed)
Are you certain it didn't say "Porn and bread"?

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 21:37, closed)
Porno bread.
A good, stiff baguette up the vajaygina.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 3:51, closed)

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