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Everyone (okay, *most* people) has a party trick or little piece of skill they can pull out when they need to show off. Tell us how you impressed everyone (then drove away in your Honda Accord), or alternatively how you fell flat on your face.

(, Thu 14 May 2015, 17:24)
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Simply by posting a dull anecdote on the internet about my domestic situation
I can infuriate up to twelve angry spastics at once, possibly more.
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 15:34, 54 replies)
Listen pal.
I have just had surgery and feel sorry for myself. The last thing I need is you spouting misery tears or cock and raining hot jizm cry baby on my parade alright?
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 15:46, closed)

posting a being
anecdote on the internet about my domestic situation
infuriate look like
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 15:51, closed)

(, Fri 15 May 2015, 15:55, closed)

infuriate be a retard and make people laugh at you

you dun trolled us good!
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 15:53, closed)
To be serious here for a moment.
Why do you think so many people on this website laugh at you and deride your lifestyle?
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 16:02, closed)
to be serious here for a moment
most people here are in absolutely no position to deride anybody else's lifestyle.

and I say this as a woman talking to a man who lived alone with a hamster and wanked into its fur over mortgage regulations on a nightly basis.
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 16:35, closed)
wanking over MCOBS?
Nigga, please.
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 19:11, closed)
To be serious here for a moment.
Go away please
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 16:40, closed)
imagine how much better this place would be if he did
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 16:44, closed)
We're the only friends he's got sadly.

(, Fri 15 May 2015, 16:47, closed)
speak for yourself
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 16:52, closed)
Why don't you just ignore him you fucking cretin?

(, Fri 15 May 2015, 18:10, closed)
alright glove puppet
simmer down
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 18:26, closed)
she's trolling everybody right up, mate
one day ... one day ... she'll actually get a rise out of somebody somewhere on the internet

then you'll be sorry

although it'll probably be envee which doesn't really count
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 18:59, closed)
... Says the elderly old dimwit who replies to ALL of it....

(, Fri 15 May 2015, 21:47, closed)
Oi! I'm the elderly old (sic) dimwit around here.

(, Sat 16 May 2015, 9:32, closed)
First they ignore you
Then they laugh at you
Then they fight you
Then you win
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 17:13, closed)

laugh at you
Then they fight you
Then you win

log out to read what you've posted
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 17:14, closed)
your even less well liked than i am

(, Fri 15 May 2015, 17:22, closed)
I hardly even know it and I think it's a fucking bellend

(, Fri 15 May 2015, 17:31, closed)
I generally get on with most people but he does make it difficult.

(, Fri 15 May 2015, 20:21, closed)
Yes I can see that now. You dun trolled us. You win the internet.
Plus it's Friday, so fish fingers for tea!
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 16:22, closed)

(, Fri 15 May 2015, 19:20, closed)
cerebral palsy is well lol

(, Fri 15 May 2015, 17:35, closed)
spina bifida is rofl xx

(, Fri 15 May 2015, 17:40, closed)
being shit and having people tell you that you're shit isn't called "trolling", petal
it's called being shit
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 18:26, closed)
My other special skill is making Shambo post a bunch of screencaps where he pretends he's a 1337 H4xX0rzZ
in an effort to pretend he's not desperately obsessed
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 22:00, closed)
I'm personally most impressed with your uncanny ability to do exactly whatever bores me.

(, Fri 15 May 2015, 23:58, closed)
Posting "stories" begging for him/them to continue trolling is almost R F-ian behaviour though.

(, Sat 16 May 2015, 1:26, closed)
All true
But the banning bickering was almost totes worth the rest of it.

I haven't been banned honest, I've just been asked not to post on QOTW ever again, so I'm taking it seriously and sticking to it. In fact I'm taking it so seriously that I've made a thousand other accounts just so I can carry on posting on QOTW. Which by my own account I was asked not to do ever again. "Herp derp derpity derp".

It was like "dumb and dumber" only like way more dumb.
(, Sat 16 May 2015, 7:08, closed)
Now being a relative new comer can you tell me who you are talking about here
I find it all very confusing and upsetting
(, Sat 16 May 2015, 7:56, closed)
Sidney Cooke.

(, Sat 16 May 2015, 8:41, closed)
Now this is a neat party trick.

(, Sat 16 May 2015, 11:55, closed)
Why can't we all just love each other?

(, Sat 16 May 2015, 11:21, closed)
I love breasts.

(, Sat 16 May 2015, 11:56, closed)

bre t
(, Sat 16 May 2015, 12:04, closed)
Press them together

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 8:37, closed)
mocking the afflicted is disgraceful

(, Sat 16 May 2015, 20:38, closed)
but lucrative, katie

(, Sat 16 May 2015, 21:14, closed)
everyone is a t*** except me
and david cameron
(, Sat 16 May 2015, 21:44, closed)
plenty of Scope for comedy though

(, Sat 16 May 2015, 21:34, closed)
ha ha Scope

(, Sat 16 May 2015, 21:38, closed)
lol disabled children unable to lead a normal life pmsl

(, Sat 16 May 2015, 21:41, closed)
It's normal for them you spastist.

(, Sun 17 May 2015, 22:34, closed)
12 spastics sounds expensive
perhaps you better tell your wife you've only infuriated 9 spastics, you know how she is. She might ground you from playing with your fish-smelling minitures
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 15:29, closed)
What was the dull anecdote? I'm a bit behind on memes usually.

(, Sun 17 May 2015, 16:17, closed)
I sort of get the impression Emvee has stuff going on with his life
and he finds some weird pleasure dragging out of the darkness the spastics who don't have much going on with theirs; other than making fuckwits out of themselves replying to anything and everything he posts in the manor of repressed, socially inept morons, some how amusing.

Which is hilarious, so I can't knock him for that.
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 0:42, closed)
Manor of the Repressed.

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 0:54, closed)
So meat hooks swaying in the wind?
Just how I imagined it, corpses in Yoda masks or something, just to spook out the cops
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 2:06, closed)
Now you've got me thinking about
Dead Birds.

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 2:14, closed)
you realise you just called yourself a repressed socially inept moron, right?
a fly atop a pile of shit thinks himself king.....
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 8:18, closed)

(, Mon 18 May 2015, 12:48, closed)

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