One of the Classics.
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( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:49, 55 replies)

DON'T MAKE ME WEAR BLACK TROUSERS BLACK TROUSERS GIVE ME A RASH.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:52, closed)

I quite like the two pricks defending the unreasonable prick's tantrum as well.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:56, closed)

I think he's probably a trouser-racist, Janet.
Certainly he seems to have a problem with the colour of the trousers. He'll probably back it up with some statistics about black trousers being 73% more likely to cause his legs to itch, but really he's just racist.

I bet he crosses the street when he sees black trousers on the other side in case they itch him.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:37, closed)

I think he might be allergic to the dye
As that's the problem I have with bluejeans... that said, it's no excuse for him to be such a massive prick. He should get a patch test and MTFU.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:02, closed)

Jesus.
That was an epic. And just fucking weird. So passionate about trousers.
( Ken Oath, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:05, closed)

Ah, good times. I hope he's dead now.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:05, closed)

I hate it when people repost old stories.
This one isn't even yours, you insufferable cock-end.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:06, closed)

Is that a tantrum...?

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:07, closed)

I FUCKING FORGOT IT WAS MY CANDLE DAY!

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:08, closed)

Happy Candle
LET'S TANTRUM
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:22, closed)

If 'tantrum' didn't mean what it did, it'd be a kind of dance

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:23, closed)

HAPPY CANDLEDAY THE LOVELY MAFFERS!
*Cakerapes*
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:26, closed)

thanks Stuj!!! xxx

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:05, closed)

Hahahahaa! Fucking hell!
Haven't seen that before.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:24, closed)

I still lol at the level of trouser autism.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:57, closed)

What pushes this into Classic territory is the people trying to defend him from the nasty /talkers mocking him.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 18:01, closed)

there is only one fabric that black trousers can be made from.
You terrible bully.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 18:18, closed)

But not khakis!
Khakis are made from pure baby tears and antiallergens.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:03, closed)

I bet some nasty /talkers went round his house and put itching powder in his khaki trousers after...

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:04, closed)

Or before
would explain the anger.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:39, closed)

and the trouser-rash.
I liked the bit where he told them he had cancer (probably caused by Black Trousers) and they were all meh, whatevs...poor helo :(
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:54, closed)

I'm in remission from trousercancer.
It's no laughing matter.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:01, closed)

Well that explains why you're skinny
But not why you're like Jimmy Carr.

There's no excuse for that...
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:18, closed)

to be fair
It did sound like he was going, "Well, I had CANcer, so NYEH!"
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:19, closed)

we've all been there, sivvus..

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:31, closed)

Wow AB
Put a lot of hard work into this 1 didn't you?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 21:16, closed)

103 lbs of self-appointed Internet Justice isn't really built for work.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:41, closed)

Have you two ever not got upset on the internet?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:17, closed)

don't take away his reason for living, dedders.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:38, closed)

alright BD. What's really smashing is that Ringo is on my fans list, specifically so he can get upset at me more efficiently.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:12, closed)

Yes pet, that's the reason.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:14, closed)

Gathering evidence for the NMC?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:56, closed)

Again - wha??
Google only gives me some uk nursing site or a college in Michigan in the states.
Neither of which have anything to do with me.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 21 Jul 2012, 1:54, closed)

Sh Hp. I never did thank you for helping make that thread the classic on Net Autism did I?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:11, closed)

I'm no doctor, but I got this from Wikipedia
"Autism is a disorder of neural development characterized by impaired social interaction and communication(1), and by restricted and repetitive behavior(2)."

(1) - well, you're on /talk a lot
(2) - and there's the fail archive...
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:28, closed)

Well...
...you seemed to unaware that acting like a prick at a an important family occasion is bad and wouldn't let it go...
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:57, closed)

It's not about the trousers, it's about freedom. How can one be truly free, when not at liberty to choose one's own trouser? It is a basic and inalienable human right.

Did you notice Braveheart wearing any trousers at all? No. Why? Because he loved freedom. Hitler, on the other hand, liked trousers, and was often seen wearing them. And yes, they were often black (though I'll concede that may be due to black and white recordings).
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 19:15, closed)

Really, you call collecting together a list of amusing failure to be repetitive behaviour.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:55, closed)

well, collecting anything is repetitive behaviour, really... but I'm not a doctor, so you shouldn't consider this an official diagnosis.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:06, closed)

I heard that HP can't watch 'TV Burp' without shouting at Harry Hill for being a clip-collecting autist who's ruining telly for everyone else.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:57, closed)

It was an oddly specific search I had to do, yes.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:11, closed)

Link bitch.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:15, closed)

Tell us again how you like to go out drinking with your chums.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:58, closed)

Aside from the namesake refs.
Sometimes I really do not understand your references.

No biggy. It's not like you have anything important to say really.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 21 Jul 2012, 1:52, closed)

So unimportant that you're on my fans list?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:58, closed)

I fucking hate /talk.

( rjmrjm, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:42, closed)

They are the rash inducing
black trousers that /qotw have to wear to those "special" family events....
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 20 Jul 2012, 7:18, closed)

why do you hate /talk?
please show your workings.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:37, closed)

Yeah.
/talk are MEAN!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man the FUCK UP you flailing spastic shitcunt mong autism flid crybaby.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 20 Jul 2012, 19:31, closed)

There's nothing inherently wrong with /talk, any more than there is with the average psychiatric institution. It's only really a problem when the inmates forgo their medication, escape out into the general population, then start arguing with bushes, eating their own poo, fighting clouds, and waggling their dicks at passing traffic.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:09, closed)

shut your face, you self-important spastic.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 7:01, closed)

If you type with your face, there is a very strong possibility that your head-dobber is worn right down, and may need to be replaced.

Are you angry because of my inadvertent sexism? I could add "flapping their cavernous muffs" to "waggling their dicks" if it would calm you down a little.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:17, closed)

Hahahahaha!!!

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:49, closed)

Really? It speaks well of you.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 1:49, closed)

Thought it would be that one
before I even clicked on it. I'm generally not a fan of your archive, you horrible Internet bully you, but examples like this.... fucking hell, what a bellend.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:56, closed)