Philippa Forrester...
Back in the day, I would have gladly eaten my dinner off her minge.
Nowadays though, she looks like she'd beat me to it.

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Sheesh.
( Chum Gnomesky Nom Chompsky, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:04, 13 replies)

Forrester now...
Oh thats a shame
(Dr Fishfinger Want's to see a fat man give a tit wank, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 3:50, closed)

So she's gone from Phillipa Forrester
to Phillipa Mouth?

That really is a shame- like you say, she was clunge-lunchingly gorgeous in her prime. And that was less than a decade ago!
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 4:30, closed)

OP
Viz, 2008 I think. However, I still agree fully. What a shame.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Wed 11 Nov 2009, 8:20, closed)

You're quite right
I did nick it from there but I thought it was too good not to share with B3TA people. And PF was a genuinely a teenage crush of mine!
( Chum Gnomesky Nom Chompsky, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:22, closed)

Oh dear lord no!
I used to fancy the pants off her too
( Weetobix, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 8:22, closed)

if i could post links
i'd post a link to my post yesterday, in which i asked exactly what on earth it is that guys see in this woman!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 8:32, closed)

It's because
she used to look like this and gave us all the horn.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:56, closed)

Ms Swipe...
...it was your post that prompted me to start this one, but only coz I wanted to include the minge joke. And PF was a teenage crush of mine...
( Chum Gnomesky Nom Chompsky, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 0:24, closed)

That's a real shame
Should we start an appeal to restore her?
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 8:33, closed)

Restoration with
Griff Rhys Jones, special program where viewers vote between restoring Phillipa Forrester or Kirstie Alley. "Which one of these women will you be restoring to their former beauty?"
(Bad_Dogg, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 12:58, closed)

Oh dear god.
What a tragedy.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:28, closed)

OMG
Celebrity in "We Get Old Too" shocker
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:47, closed)

Philippa Forrester
2 of my mates got caught perving Philippa Forrester's arse and G string, by her parents....

Her Parents were cleaning a buy to let house they own, my friends were tradesmen working there, it all seemed so normal....They were working hapily, when PF walks in and says hello to her parents and starts giving them a hand... in tight trousers, frequently bending over, showing off her skiddy G string....... Mates being lads spot tasty arse treat and there is the odd smirk going on between them.. which Mum and Dad Forrester spot.

Mrs Forrester says somethign along the lines of "Oh Philippa, Do tidy yourself up, there is a lot on show" .. luckily for my perving mates she tutted at her mum and carried on bending over in front of the lads, a lot.

Not amazingly exciting, but for a Philippa Forrester obsessive, weeks worth of "material". The real good part of the story, involving disappearing Dildos, panties and P0rn vids, but not, sadly PF, I have spared you all from.
(chemdog, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 10:09, closed)