I can understand how a story about a happy family would touch a nerve with you...

You might want to skip this week and spend it crying alone somewhere
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 9:11, 1 reply)

Wow, that's really unpleasant, you fat and mortally unfunny cunt.
Nice one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 10:30, closed)

Ablooblobloo etc...

Excuse me for taking your shit for years and watching you blub at the first one back. Work on your act.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 10:52, closed)

Its not an act
He really is that much of a cunt
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 28 May 2013, 14:38, closed)

This seems unduly harsh, what's bothering you 'andythepieman' poster?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 15:26, closed)

i'm sorry it is unduly harsh
I'm just being a twat myself i think.
Or i like Pooflakes stories....
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 28 May 2013, 15:53, closed)

Good stuff, everyone seems to have gone mad here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 15:58, closed)

You just don't get it do you?
you insufferable cunt
(King Nightmare, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:04, closed)

quite honestly no

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:13, closed)

Monty’s a comedy genius.


Mr Flake's come back was quite funny, but Monty’s straight man routine is amazing.
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:19, closed)

I like you better as ringofyre.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 28 May 2013, 11:42, closed)

The triple-Ting here is incredible.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:14, closed)

At this level it's actually
quadruple-Ting.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 28 May 2013, 13:21, closed)

Four Jamaicans walk into a bar.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 May 2013, 22:52, closed)

well I like it
It's one of my strengths
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:39, closed)

Along with...

Oh, you don't have any strengths. You're just a miserable, depressing frankly embarrassing sad sack.

You know what to do...DYAAKY
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 15:32, closed)

you're embarrassing yourself now

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 15:44, closed)

Yet you keep biting?...
Do you have to wipe the angry internet tears away so you can see the keyboard before bashing it with your useless tosh?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 15:48, closed)

Right you are.
I'll see if I can't come up with an appallingly-written 4000 word bullshit story and post it, then maybe we can be friends, OK?

I'm holding out an olive branch here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:00, closed)

Stick your olive branch up your sad lonely arse...

( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 16:06, closed)

Well really

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:22, closed)

You can fit a bucket in it? I suppose it must be a bit stretched due to the repeated insertion of your head.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:56, closed)

classic Happy Phantom!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 20:32, closed)

So as I've long suspected you can dish it out but you can't take it, Monty?
The only thing that surprised me was that it was pooflake who zinged you.
(King Nightmare, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:28, closed)

oh be quiet.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:37, closed)

Hmm
Have you ever considered that if you spent slightly less time being a pathetic, hate-filled mess wallowing in their own self pity, then you may have had the opportunity to actually contribute something this week instead of your usual inane drivel?

You sad twat.
(King Nightmare, Tue 28 May 2013, 15:17, closed)

Wow you are really cross here eh

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 15:25, closed)

I'm not the one being angry ONLINE
because you've had a taste of your own medicine. But you still keep biting.

You had this coming you ridiculous cunt.
(King Nightmare, Tue 28 May 2013, 15:41, closed)

righto. gotcha.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 15:44, closed)

I bet you're loving this attention...

( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 15:49, closed)

it's all rather upsetting actually

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 15:53, closed)

Well perhaps...

Now you know how other posters feel...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 16:03, closed)

Bored to tears with your gargantuan third-rate lies?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:22, closed)

wut? why so upset, online?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:12, closed)

I couldn't give a toss you dozey cunts

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:27, closed)

Never repeat a successful party trick, Monty.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:28, closed)

I was looking for a hat trick :o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:29, closed)

... but you found a job, and heaven knows you're miserable now?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:32, closed)

STOP BULLYING ME

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:35, closed)

a brown one?

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 28 May 2013, 15:57, closed)

Yay! You finally got your...*ahem* 'mates' to join in!!!...

So...exactly how many gazzes did it take for you to drag them into this thread you lonely prick? I bet your requests had just the merest hint of desperation to obligate them? Because they didn't want to be part of your sad, lonely, turgid self-aggrandising existence?

I pity you
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 15:28, closed)

Why is everyone being so negative?
I mean sure, if I were a corpulent, verbose and supremely irritating liar from Coventry I might be a little down in the dumps, but there's no need for such hostility is there?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 15:31, closed)

Well I wasn't the one that got supremely upset on the internet - I'm used to your pompous objective drivel...

If only you could see the timeless beauty of a happy, stable environment without the likes of you fucking it up for everybody...then you might be able to understand how sometimes - just sometimes - your family is more important then you.

Are you going to blart again for a few hours? Or call more pretend internet bumchums?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 15:38, closed)

these mood swings are worrying me now.
I thought you fat cunts were supposed to be jolly?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 15:46, closed)

Really? That is the best you can think of?...

Feel free to enjoy the next few hours where you can say what you want because I will be home with my loving family (that I didn't ruin like you did). This is because I'm a good man, and intelligent enough to make good life choices, and I don't try to make the world revolve around my petty problems. You utter prick

Once again - I pity you.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 16:00, closed)

all the best fathers are morbidly obese alcoholics, I see that now.
Thank god you're not smug as well, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:04, closed)

Ooh you got me there! Yet inbetween my obsession with gaining weight and killing myself with alcohol...
I still manage to maintain a wonderful, longlasting and stable relationship with my wife and children.

remind me again...how you doin'?

Eek - that bad huh?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 16:12, closed)

I am really most relieved that you're not smug.
You'd look terrible if you were.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:15, closed)

I think you're on to a loser here Monty
Sometimes I think your trolling is ok. Now you just look like a cunt
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Tue 28 May 2013, 15:45, closed)

read the original post and ask yourself how likely it is that it's true.
On the plus side it's a good eight paragraphs shorter than it might have been
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 15:48, closed)

It's good that you're keeping busy monitoring this thread...

I consider it a service. At least while you're being upset your daughter can enjoy some more time away from you - you disgraceful arse.

Try not to lose your job - she'll need the maintenance.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 15:52, closed)

wow

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 15:53, closed)

What's the matter Monty?...

You gonna cry?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 May 2013, 16:01, closed)

yes

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:05, closed)

doesnt really matter though
(TheManHimself Beer Drinkin', Breath Stinkin', Sniffing Glue, Wed 29 May 2013, 0:29, closed)

read the whole lot and you still lose Monty. Sorry.

(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:19, closed)

Darn it.
Tomorrow's another day I suppose. I'll just have to pick myself up and try again.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:51, closed)

How did Monty's angry flounce above go so unnoticed?
Perhaps it's because about 10% of the people in this thread have posted about 95% of the spite on it; and they just happen to be all Monty's sad, jealous, hate-filled O/T co-conspirators?

Just sayin'
(King Nightmare, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:54, closed)

um, because it wasn't a flounce?
do you need me to spell this out on craft paper with macaroni and glue for you?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:05, closed)