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I keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.

Thanks to Davros' Granddad

(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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A friend of mine is convinced that there is a society of rich people
And if you are rich enough, you can get away with anything because all the rich people cover up for each other. Not such a huge leap of the imagination, but what do you think is his evidence for such a society? Is it OJ Simpson getting away with murdering his wife? Is it Ted Kennedy getting away with the Chappaquiddick incident? Perhaps it’s Mark Thatcher getting away with his attempted coup in Africa? No, it’s Paula Radcliffe doing a poo during the London marathon.

Idiot friend: “Paula Radcliffe should have been arrested for shitting in the street!”
Me: “She was running a marathon and couldn’t hold it any longer”
Idiot friend: “I don’t care, if I had done that I would have been arrested”
Me: “There’s only one way to find out”
Idiot friend: “No, I’m serious, the dirty bitch shits in the street ON TELIVISION and gets away with it. I don’t pay my licence fee to see a woman shitting in the street live on TV”
Me: “No, it’s what your internet connection is for”
Idiot friend: “And do you know why she got away with it? ‘Cos she’s rich and they all back each other up and [INSERT LONG RANT ABOUT HOW RICH PEOPLE GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING]
(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:00, 14 replies)
Oddly enough, it's reasonably common for people to shit themselves during long distance runing events.
I've never heard of anybody getting arrested for it.
Even poor people.
(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:02, closed)
Just thinking about running 26 miles is enough to set my bowels on edge
(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:06, closed)
I can understand why.
All that jigging about loosens everything up.

When I go running albiet much shorter distances, I fart like a trooper.
(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:07, closed)
Never done it myself...
... but I've been perilously close.

Being five miles from home with not even a public toilet en route while in that situation is no fun at all. And the paradox is that, if you run, the need grows; if you don't, it's that much longer before you reach the safety of a loo.
(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:14, closed)
I'm sure there are many such stories here.
(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:49, closed)
My friend whose on a bit of a fitness kick at the moment texted me last week to let me know he'd gone for a 10k run and shat himself at the end, just as he got back into his road.
(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:52, closed)
"It's what your internet connection is for".
(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:32, closed)
I also laughed at that particular line
Nice one.
(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:54, closed)
Paula Radcliffe
When I was 10 her brother showed me some tampons he found in her bedroom

yeah well carry on
(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 17:08, closed)
That is possibly the strangest claim to fame I have ever heard
certainly the strangest involving an Olympic athelete and tammys
(, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:35, closed)
Cheerful redheaded pop songstress Sonia used to babysit me.

(, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 23:23, closed)
That's a good one
but it needs more feminine hygiene products
(, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 9:31, closed)
Is this person your friend?

(, Sat 29 Aug 2009, 15:53, closed)
I have been asking myself this question for years
I have no idea
(, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:33, closed)

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