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I keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.

Thanks to Davros' Granddad

(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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My boyfriend is one
He listens to Alex Jones (http://www.inforwars.com) every day. Some of his theories:

- MMR injection causes autism
- 9/11 was an inside job
- The government are going to kill 80% of the population
- Oh, they're plotting a one world government
- The swine flu vaccine will damage us (fair enough, the '76 one did)
- We should all have private healthcare cos the NHS is gonna fuck us
- Yup, the Illuminati
- JFK wasn't shot by a lone gunman (fair enough) but it was the CIA.
- The FBI try to get the Anti New World Order crew to uprise, so they can beat them down and create martial law.

The list is actually endless.
(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 22:24, 16 replies)
I bet
That at least one of them is true...
(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 22:29, closed)
So do I
But some of it is bollocks.
(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 22:30, closed)
And never attribute to malice
That which you can attribute to pure dumb stupidity
(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 22:55, closed)
Alex or Aled?
Because I never did believe he walked in the air or had an erotic relationship with a snowman.

*edit* Oh, Alex Jones is a Yank DJ (thanks Wikipedia). You should try our Aled Jones. He's great. A shining example of what to do when your bollocks finally drop.
(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 22:57, closed)
I'm Aled Jones.
It's all gone wrong for me.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 5:50, closed)
bill bailey?
is that you?
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 22:17, closed)
No.
I am a Klingon motivational speaker.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 23:33, closed)
and you stay with him because?
wow. sounds like a helluva guy.
(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 23:32, closed)
This.

(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 0:05, closed)
Yup.
Seriously, what on earth....
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 18:34, closed)
yes but does he have any irrational thories

(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 0:39, closed)
I wouldn't mind
Having a pint with him, at least the conversation would be stimulating.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 3:46, closed)
actually
...aled jones is a homophobic prig.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:40, closed)
Bitter much?
He turned you down, didn't he.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:06, closed)
One World government sounds pretty sweet to me.
That's some Star Trek shit, right there.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:11, closed)
Well at least the 80% that need to go
Will be killed nice and humanely.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 13:46, closed)

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