My boyfriend is one
He listens to Alex Jones (http://www.inforwars.com) every day. Some of his theories:

- MMR injection causes autism
- 9/11 was an inside job
- The government are going to kill 80% of the population
- Oh, they're plotting a one world government
- The swine flu vaccine will damage us (fair enough, the '76 one did)
- We should all have private healthcare cos the NHS is gonna fuck us
- Yup, the Illuminati
- JFK wasn't shot by a lone gunman (fair enough) but it was the CIA.
- The FBI try to get the Anti New World Order crew to uprise, so they can beat them down and create martial law.

The list is actually endless.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 22:24, 16 replies)

I bet
That at least one of them is true...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 22:29, closed)

So do I
But some of it is bollocks.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 22:30, closed)

And never attribute to malice
That which you can attribute to pure dumb stupidity
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 22:55, closed)

Alex or Aled?
Because I never did believe he walked in the air or had an erotic relationship with a snowman.

*edit* Oh, Alex Jones is a Yank DJ (thanks Wikipedia). You should try our Aled Jones. He's great. A shining example of what to do when your bollocks finally drop.
(Big Smurf Brush me daddy-O, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 22:57, closed)

I'm Aled Jones.
It's all gone wrong for me.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 5:50, closed)

bill bailey?
is that you?
(fernbrittonsexcessskin will give a shit later, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 22:17, closed)

No.
I am a Klingon motivational speaker.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 23:33, closed)

and you stay with him because?
wow. sounds like a helluva guy.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 23:32, closed)

This.

( Herr Tezcat, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 0:05, closed)

Yup.
Seriously, what on earth....
(Scritty Bakerman., Fri 28 Aug 2009, 18:34, closed)

yes but does he have any irrational thories

( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 0:39, closed)

I wouldn't mind
Having a pint with him, at least the conversation would be stimulating.
(knackerz is skinning up, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 3:46, closed)

actually
...aled jones is a homophobic prig.
(twiceydrinker hmmm is it pint time?, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:40, closed)

Bitter much?
He turned you down, didn't he.
(Go on , touch it, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:06, closed)

One World government sounds pretty sweet to me.
That's some Star Trek shit, right there.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 0:11, closed)

Well at least the 80% that need to go
Will be killed nice and humanely.
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 13:46, closed)