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By not joining the army in the first place.
( , Mon 23 May 2011, 16:29, Reply)

by not getting caught between the wall and garage door
( , Mon 23 May 2011, 16:13, Reply)

By taking out a super injunction.
( , Mon 23 May 2011, 13:20, Reply)

By taking out a super injunction.
( , Mon 23 May 2011, 12:49, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

By knocking their helmets off.
( , Sun 22 May 2011, 23:25, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

great way of cheering your self up after watching andy murry get hammered
again
( , Sun 22 May 2011, 18:19, Reply)

Simply read the comments posted on the Mail Online website and hey presto! 210/80 will be the norm
( , Sat 21 May 2011, 23:38, Reply)

You will live a long and boring life
( , Sat 21 May 2011, 19:06, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

is to be a mime artist and to get in my way in town.
( , Sat 21 May 2011, 16:19, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

by forgetting things every 4 seconds
( , Sat 21 May 2011, 16:17, Reply)

makes an ideal winter coat for people living in Texas.
( , Sat 21 May 2011, 16:13, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

By drinking bleach
( , Sat 21 May 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Save the expense of buying Carling by just ordering pints of tap water, with the added bonus of not having to piss as much.
( , Sat 21 May 2011, 16:05, Reply)

being banned from facebook by not posting pictures of tits.
( , Sat 21 May 2011, 15:59, Reply)

by some one else
( , Sat 21 May 2011, 11:48, Reply)

By not posting on and reading B3ta until almost 4am.
( , Sat 21 May 2011, 3:57, Reply)

Be sure to dash to the bathroom and back in case that thing at the end of the film 'Rec' is hanging about on the landing.
( , Sat 21 May 2011, 3:54, Reply)

( , Fri 20 May 2011, 22:58, Reply)

singing football style chants like "your not winning any more" out side the libyan/german/chechen/bahrainian/angola/palestine/northern ireland emabassys
( , Fri 20 May 2011, 22:57, Reply)

wrinkly old man and try for a rematch next month
and see if it will go to penaltys
( , Fri 20 May 2011, 22:52, Reply)

Are you tied across a railway track and a train is fast approaching?
Try actually screaming for help instead of just waggling your head about with your mouth open, you silly moo.
( , Fri 20 May 2011, 15:57, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

( , Fri 20 May 2011, 15:32, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Is to go into a mosque in Saudi Arabia, and hand out slices of ham for the congregation to use as bookmarks in their Korans.
( , Fri 20 May 2011, 14:01, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Save money on your gas bill by immersing a four bar electric heater into the water instead.
( , Fri 20 May 2011, 13:59, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

to recreate "United Colours of Benetton" adverts during a thunderstorm is a cheap and safe alternative to LSD.
( , Fri 20 May 2011, 13:56, Reply)

try to post it in the 'Top Tips' section of the board.
( , Fri 20 May 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Wind down the window and escape through that.
( , Fri 20 May 2011, 12:57, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
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