I thought you were married?
Why aren't you just collecting it in your wife's mouth?
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Sun 8 May 2011, 11:20, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I putting them in the freezer
and then when I have enough, I'm going to defrost them and we're going to have a bukkake session without all the trouble of having to watch loads of other blokes wanking off.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:06, Reply)

That's
just too much information.
(GingerIrishTosser isn't dead yet., Mon 9 May 2011, 9:18, Reply)

If you're married the only bukkake session you'll be able to organise
would be if it involves a bucket balanced precariously on top of a door.

With 'hilarious' consequences.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 9 May 2011, 11:33, Reply)