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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Someone in my family
Avoid making a mess of the toilet bowl when moving your bowel by making sure your arsehole is directly above the water first.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 14:14, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
a good way to ensure that your arse hole is indeed over the water is to loose a shed load of fat of your arse so you can in fact fit on to the said toilet with out shitting on the rim

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 16:45, Reply)
I don't understand.
How do you loose fat?
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 19:55, Reply)
But my brown eye is blind
How willl I know?
(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:29, Reply)

When you feel the kiss of Neptune, you will know...
(Beaverman Opulence, I has it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:57, Reply)
But by then
it may be too late.
(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:35, Reply)

Get them to shit in the shower
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 20:34, Reply)

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