environmentalism - wildlife preservation
Convince the Chinese of the efficacy of homeopathy, then one tusk or tiger penis would last for millennia when made into a solution. This would then make, for the first time ever, homeopathy useful in terms wildlife protection.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 19:42, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

This...is...brilliant!

(NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 19:56, Reply)

brilliant Sparta
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 13:46, Reply)

Sparta Spinal Tap
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:03, Reply)

in terms of wildlife protection
(username failed moderation, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:02, Reply)

exactly what I was going to post, lol

(squigbobble existed, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:35, Reply)

Quite right.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 12:35, Reply)

Conversely.
The problem is if they take this too far.
Clearly, from a homeopathic point of view, if there is only one tiger globally - it's much more powerful than if there are lots.
So - if you are for animal rights, you should kill all but one.
(speedevil, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 0:08, Reply)

where would you get enough water to dilute a tiger to parts in a billion?
i don't think you've thought this through.
(Eukanuba, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 16:42, Reply)

That's not much water.
A tiger is - say - 100l.
Or .1m^3.
So, you need 10 million litres or so to dilute it to ten parts in a billion.

Alternatively - as tiger penis is reportedly the desired part - simply beat off the tiger vigorously into a litre of water.
The skin abraded from the outside will easily meet parts in a billion, and as a plus, the tiger may give you a reach-around.
(speedevil, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 18:59, Reply)

If it's 100l
ten parts in a billion = 10 billion litres.

Or about 4,000 olympic swimming pools.
(username failed moderation, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:05, Reply)