Painting Bathrooms
When painting a bathroom, either put a dustsheet down (carpeted floor), or mop the floor before you start if you have tiles or lino. If you mop the floor, the floor is damp, and if any paint drips from your brush/the ceiling/the wall, you can wipe it up at the end because the paint can't dry onto the floor
( RossThePiper Stretch Armstrong is my Father, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 20:52, 8 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That's daft
Wouldn't you fall arse over bollocks slipping around on a damp floor whilst trying to paint?
(Spaff_Quaffer Wise fwom your gwave., Sun 7 Feb 2010, 22:35, Reply)

nope
most ladders have rubber grippers at the feet, or wear a pair of wellie boots
( RossThePiper Stretch Armstrong is my Father, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 1:35, Reply)

I have NEVER
seen a ladder wearing wellie boots.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:44, Reply)

I seen a peanut stand
I heard a rubber band!
(kebabking - salad and garlic mayo pls, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 12:18, Reply)

I seen a needle that winked its eye!

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 12:21, Reply)

When painting a bathroom, either put a dustsheet down (carpeted floor), or mop the floor before you start if you have tiles or lino. If you mop the floor, the floor is damp, and if any paint drips from your brush/the ceiling/the wall, you can wipe it up at the end because the paint can't dry onto the floor
(TheColonel, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Just bathrooms?

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Fuck it...
Just call the short, bald twat* who does it (painting that is) for a living and buy him some Stella.

*My mate Gooner
( snee held his breath since, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:57, Reply)