Unfortunately.....
.....when I disassembled the vibe it didn't have a bullet, it had this offset weight attached to a small electric motor. I gave it a go anyway but it got wrapped up in the missus's flappage and tore much of it away like a tiny handheld Moulinex.

To be fair though, the noise was awesome so technically job done, though my better half now has a cod pocket that looks like someone's done a wheelspin on Simon Weston's face. In snowchains.
(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:21, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

But with the excess labia and some careful stitching,
you could craft yourself a beautiful pair of fish mittens...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:46, Reply)

or alternatively
a pair of 'Vulcan' ears and go about pretending to be Spock.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:44, Reply)

THIS ^-^
"now has a cod pocket that looks like someone's done a wheelspin on Simon Weston's face. In snowchains"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 16:21, Reply)

NovelytyCondomHead
"...but it got wrapped up in the missus's flappage and tore much of it away like a tiny handheld Moulinex.

To be fair though, the noise was awesome so technically job done, though my better half now has a cod pocket that looks like someone's done a wheelspin on Simon Weston's face. In snowchains."

Oh God. Oh God. I can't fucking breathe for laughing so much!
(dhroadie, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 2:16, Reply)

*agrees wholeheartedly*
:D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Ah ha ha!

( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 11:45, Reply)

You bastard.
Biggest lol I've done in aaaaaaaaaaaages, trouble is it's not the kind of thing you can link other (normal) people to is it?
(WillI'mNot logs in twice a year, every year, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 11:03, Reply)