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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
men...
try taping sandpaper to your hand before you have a wank.
I fucking hate you.
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8allright is praying you've got a cold, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 1:43,
10 replies,
latest was 15 years ago)
I do this all the time
Very good for exfoliation
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TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 11:42,
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Oooh get you. Are United at home this week?
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:08,
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Been
doing that for years - it's fucking great
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 10:31,
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have you noticed
a distinct reduction in girth?
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8allright is praying you've got a cold, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 19:50,
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Increase if anything,
What with all the irritation etc.
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 13:46,
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Don't need to.
Just fall in love. Sandpaper is just kinky.
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DeadEyeDick, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:19,
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I fall in love with every lady I see
It doesn't help.
But it sometimes produces an effect akin to sandpapering my willy.
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 16:36,
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falling in love vs sandpaper
I would take sandpaper every time - far cheaper, far less pain
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nightbuffalo needs more duct tape, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 2:02,
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