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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
Woken up feeling a bit miserable?
Cheer yourself up by making the day seem like a special occasion by cutting your toast into triangles.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:25,
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I have taken to always doing this
triangles just taste better.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 14:42,
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Also,
eating crisps out of a bowl
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 22:09,
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maybe it's just me
But slightly crushed sandwiches (any shape / flavour) ALWAYS taste better.
/fact
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mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 21:30,
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this is good advice
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zulu eh?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 23:41,
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I wholeheartedly endorse the above mentioned tip
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Frample Tromwibbler climbs an obstacle like old people fuck, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 22:02,
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Yabbut...
Big triangles (cutting the toast in half) or small triangles (cutting in half again)?
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Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 13:15,
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Triangles? Pah - I cut mine into tesseracts.
Imagine how I feel after that!
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lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:03,
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