if you're pregnant,
wear a badge which reads, "No, i'm pregnant".

This way i'll know to give up my seat on the train and have no fear of upsetting you.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:24, 9 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Or alternatively
if you're fat and female, wear a badge saying 'No, I'm just fat'.
(Smale is stuffed, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 8:29, Reply)

TfL
For all their other failings, TfL do actually hand out badges which say something like 'Baby on Board' or something for exactly this purpose.
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Ah! They got there first :-)
V useful!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Don't stress-
We've all done it. Serves them right for being fat.
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Hahaha!
It's hard work being a gentleman these day.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:23, Reply)

well...really youre giving your seat up to a pregnant woman to make her more comfortable by giving her a break from carrying all that weight. Same thing for fat people. So no special rules says I.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 1:16, Reply)

Oh, I'm not saying it's not a good deed either way
But the tears and blubbering (pun fully intended) in one of the cases tends to detract from the favour done.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:07, Reply)

better to make a pregnant woman stand than a fat woman cry.
(ivebeenhigh i've climbed so high, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Retaining water
If enough people make her bawl it might help.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:13, Reply)