I work with a bloke who told us that he would happily sell his vote to the highest bidder
and if the BNP paid him enough he would vote for them.

He then went on to say that he is seriously considering running as a BNP candidate as there isn't one in our area. We all told him to run with it and that it would be hilarious but that he should try and avoid showing his face until the last moment. He is currently looking in to it.

The reason he is a troll is here.
( Peej, Mon 23 May 2011, 9:53, 10 replies)

Why are you showing us pictures of your mum?

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:24, closed)

My mums dead.

( Peej, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:38, closed)

Conversation killers was last week...

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:53, closed)

Having her stuffed
and on display is a bit tasteless.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:27, closed)

She always liked a good stuffing.
Badum Tish...
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:41, closed)

Get all his friends.
To join the BNP, and vote for him as the local candidate.
(after investigating the BNP candidate selection procedure to determine the optimum way)
(speedevil, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:48, closed)

why
has he got a tunic sewn under his buttons and pocket?
(Clit Ninja is having a white space party!, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:53, closed)

If I remember correctly the BNP has fielded non-white candidates in the North before.

( WormuIus, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:52, closed)

This guy looks downs as well

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:16, closed)

"You are at a cricket match between England and the West Indies, who do you support?"

'Easy... Millwall!'

Real McCoy, joining the BNP
('tin'tintin, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:06, closed)