You're gay I'm not
Can't say it back.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:05, 34 replies)

I was thick a minute ago...now I'm gay?
Make up your mind
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:09, closed)

I'm pretty
sure the two are not mutually exclusive.

Case in point: Brian Dowling.
(dchurch bah, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:13, closed)

Oh, most definitely not

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:18, closed)

you're homosexual

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:15, closed)

You're tedious and unfunny
Frankly, I'd sooner be gay than you
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:28, closed)

Cheer up.
There's a new episode of Stewart Lee on catch up, which is hilarious.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:46, closed)

Yeah, I saw it, it was and yet you're still tedious and unfunny. Congrats on recognising what funny is though, maybe in future you should pause and ask yourself

"would Stewart Lee post anything quite this shit?"

before posting.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:01, closed)

You might like to ask yourself a similar question.
But replace "Stewart Lee" with "anyone with any form of self-respect".
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:09, closed)

See, that's another occasion where you would have benefitted from following that piece of advice.

And also another example of what you're doing wrong: which is grimly trying to follow up someone else's post with a shitty imitation of someone else's initial idea. It's not that I'm saying that you can't be original, I'm saying you're just a really, really shitty plagiarist.

Oh, and an attention whore.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:13, closed)

And that you love me yes, yes - I know and I'm very touched
But I am taken, I'm afraid.

Why not simply put me on ignore if you feel so strongly about me?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:17, closed)

Nice to see the Narcissistic Personality Disorder issues haven't diminished any.

"Why not simply put me on ignore if you feel so strongly about me?"

*looks at qotw*
*licks finger*
*scribes a 1 in the air*
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:19, closed)

Erm ... OK ....
But anyway, if you were as awesome as I am you'd be be a narcissist too.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:26, closed)

Didn't I just warn you about making shitty riffs using what the previous poster before has said?

Failed the Stewart Lee test twice in 10 mins. You really don't have a fucking clue do you?
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:31, closed)

"Warn" me?!
Hahahahaha

You are Chuck Norris AICMFP.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:39, closed)

"You are Chuck Norris AICMFP."

God, you're so funny. I wish I was as funny as you. If I were as funny as you I'd totally own YouTube video comment boards and 14 year old American WOW players.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:48, closed)

I'm going to tell you now
I really don't think you have much chance of convincing him of his innate inferiority.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Mon 23 May 2011, 23:39, closed)

Well, if I keep it up it might work like exposure therapy for him.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Tue 24 May 2011, 15:28, closed)

Is this the Stewart Lee that repeats each joke about 5 fucking times in an attempt to be funny?
Surely that means he fails his own test? And that you're a moron for finding him funny
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:25, closed)

Stewart Lee is hilarious
In the same way Milli Vanilli were excellent musicians.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:37, closed)

Fucking hell!
I've never seen someone lip-sync a standup performance before -- does anyone know who is really telling the jokes?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:54, closed)

jokes?
Repeating the same thing over and over in a quiet voice isn't funny
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 23 May 2011, 20:18, closed)

yeah, well...
... your face is gay!

And so's yer ma!
(ScousersPet, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:38, closed)

your mum's face is gay!

(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Mon 23 May 2011, 15:53, closed)

Yer ma,
yer da an' yer uncle Freddy Star!
( Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Tue 24 May 2011, 8:27, closed)

Anatomy of Vagabond's Attention Whoring
*Cleverly Photoshopped Submission*

b3tan 1: witty response + click
A Vagabond: tortured riff on witty response (often with ! to alert others to attempt at humour)
b3tan 2: witty response
A Vagabond: tortured riff on new witty response
b3tan 3: witty response
A Vagabond: yet another tortured riff on witty response
b3tan 3: witty riposte to Vagabond
A Vagabond: (hooray! attention!) have an even more tortured riff on your witty riposte!

repeat until Vagabond is too bored to try and beg for attention on the main board and decides to stun the world with his umpteenth post on QOTW. After stretching his braincell for 1 nanosecond he plumps for "you're gay and I'm not, can't say it back". Which in itself is yet another shitty riff on someone elses lame initial suggestion of "your all gay".


Quod erat demonstrandum
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:46, closed)

ooh ooh
Do me next.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:39, closed)

Sorry bud, your posts I enjoy. One thing I have been dying to ask, and now I've got the chance I shall, from whence comes the screenname?
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:49, closed)

shipping forecast
Google it.
But not google images because that just brings up loads of stuff I've posted on /board.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:24, closed)

So it is
I was imagining it was some obscure Elite or Star Wars reference.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:28, closed)

Good god no
Star Wars my arse.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:47, closed)

See, I read this, and all I can interpret it as is
"Wah! Wah! Wah!" like a baby, crying.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:24, closed)

Of course you did. Your Narcissistic Personality Disorder makes you unable to assess what a feeble sphincter you really are. No matter what anyone posts you're going to try and reassert your self-perceived supremacy in a follow-up comment. You can't not. The hallmark of someone with NPD is to get the last word in, even if it's not in the slightest bit amusing. Just look how long I kept you going in that previous thread, every single post you made just ended up making a long list like this:

1. Yes, I really am narcissistic and shit at humour, see?
2. Yes, I really am narcissistic and shit at humour, see?
3. Yes, I really am narcissistic and shit at humour, see?
4. Yes, I really am narcissistic and shit at humour, see?
5. Yes, I really am narcissistic and shit at humour, see?
6. Yes, I really am narcissistic and shit at humour, see?
7. Yes, I really am narcissistic and shit at humour, see?

Let's see how long we can keep you going this time, maybe at some point self-realisation that you're a total fucking muppet will kick in, but I doubt it.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Tue 24 May 2011, 15:28, closed)

I probably would be gay
But I can't stand the smell.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:28, closed)

Oh, OK.
You're bi-curious and want me to stick my penis in your rectum.
Sorry, you're not my type.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:00, closed)