And this week's prize for the angriest fish in the smallest barrel goes to ... for the third week running ...
b3ta.com/questions/trolls/post1212953
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 May 2011, 7:43, 27 replies)

He got someone from here to pay his mortgage.... he wins.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 May 2011, 8:26, closed)

Oh god.
I'm bullying a beggar.

:(
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 May 2011, 8:28, closed)

I forget...
did he send her a pic of his bumhole, or was it the other way round?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:28, closed)

missed the whole mortgage/bumhole thing - can you elucidate?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:38, closed)

someone else could probably do a better job of it than I

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:41, closed)

True of most things no doubt, but you could at least try.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:05, closed)

I thought you might appreciate more than a half-remembered account
but as that doesn't seem to be the case...

boring daft mental woman gets disproportionately angry when people take the piss out of her forcefeeding coins to her cat before throwing it at a window, and her claims to have knocked out 3 guys who were hassling her chum at a baseball game.
In a superb display of gallantry someone else reports the pisstakers to the mods.
Woman is so overwhelmed that she pays his mortgage and there is an exchange of bumhole pictures.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:28, closed)

How on earth did I miss all of this?
I am never going away again, just in case.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:49, closed)

I think a lot of it played out on offtopic
it was a while ago
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:15, closed)

thanks...thats plenty enough
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:53, closed)

In return for white knighting females online you get rewarded with bumhole pictures
I thought that's why you do it? Sometimes if you're extra depressed and behind on the mortgage the damsel will send you some monopoly money to cheer you up.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:05, closed)

hahaha outrageous
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:13, closed)

This is internet gold.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:45, closed)

Haha! I quite like 'The Phantom Troller of olde Cambridge Towne'
Are you, in fact, from Cambridge?
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:18, closed)

I am.
And I'm called Sam.
I'm 39 years old. I'm 6'2". I take size 12 shoes. I'm married to somebody french. I have a tattoo of a fish diving into my pubic hair. My name isn't R*** G**** and I haven't taken out a superinjunction to protect my privacy. I haven't shagged any ropey-looking welsh birds recently either, for that matter.

He got a bit miffed a few weeks ago when I referred to some "private" information about him (for which read "something he had mentioned in a previous qotw post") and started a tedious stream of gazzes to ask me to stop bullying him. So I "stalked" him to find out his real identity (for which read "I stuck his username into pipl.com").

He's terribly upset with me. Online.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:44, closed)

Ohgodohgodohgodohgod now I have a mental image of your pubic hair that I DID NOT WANT.
I'm eating my lunch and it was all tasty and now it is ruined :(((((
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 24 May 2011, 12:58, closed)

PUBES

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:14, closed)

B69 needs to stick with his seven step guide to success and stop being distracted by Naysayers
He's conquered the booze, now if he can just stay focused and on his long term anti-depressants and god knows what else he can conquer the INTERNET
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:30, closed)

She is quite ropey-looking.

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:32, closed)

I certainly wouldn't take out a superinjunction over her face and tits.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:15, closed)

I actually think someone has a gun to their head
forcing them to be a plonker on the internet.
( WormuIus, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:29, closed)

If only Blaeriua69 (or however it's fucking spelled) would link back to this post in his
Then we'd have a perfect circle of trolling

I say 'If only' like I give a fuck. I don't
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:22, closed)

I bet you do.
I bet you're on the edge of your seat.

Or you would be if you weren't wedged into an electric fatso-cart.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:49, closed)

As is everyone on B3ta
On the edge of our grease-splattered pastry-flecked chairs, breathing heavily through our mouths, waiting desperately to see which of you is the most tedious. It's currently a draw, incidentally
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:54, closed)

Awww man.
I wish I gave enough of a shit about who you are to have bothered reading that.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:37, closed)

My mistake
Looks like you've tipped the scales. Congrats
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Wed 25 May 2011, 0:27, closed)

Hahaha yeah.
What?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 May 2011, 7:33, closed)